So there I was minding my own business. And then I got one of those uneasy feelings.
Like somebody else was in the room.
And I was about to die.
But then I smashed him. Because no centipedes.
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tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 10:28 pm
So there I was minding my own business. And then I got one of those uneasy feelings.
Like somebody else was in the room.
And I was about to die.
But then I smashed him. Because no centipedes.
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Me: Do you ever follow your friend’s mom on Instagram? And then she follows you back? And everything gets weird? So then you unfollow her but still… whenever you see her over at your friend’s house the weirdness continues?
Maggie: No, but do you remember when one of my friends followed you on Instagram?
Me: Oh yeah.
Maggie: I texted him and told him to stop.
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm
Do you ever feel like you got enough problems, and that removing the cucumber prophylactic shouldn’t be one of them?
I thought so.
keamoose
· Jul 17, 2018 at 7:02 pm
I just cut the cucumber in half and then roll the plastic down both pieces.
Mitchell
· Jul 17, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Why is there plastic on it
Cowan
· Jul 17, 2018 at 8:42 pm
That was my question!!! The cucumbers I buy even in a chain store are not plastic wrapped.
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 10:31 pm
I’m fancy so I like the fancy cucumbers
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 12:29 pm
I’m sorry banana… I can’t eat you when I have headphones on 🍌😞
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2018 at 11:24 am
What you need to know today:
You don’t have value because of the work you do at your job.
You have value because you’re a human being.
tcr!
· Jul 15, 2018 at 2:28 pm
Momma J
· Jul 15, 2018 at 3:33 pm
I see rainbows and blue skies!
jimi hindrance experience
· Jul 15, 2018 at 5:38 pm
It is so flipping hot out and has been for months, it seems. Humidity is a tiny bit better today but I feel like I’m fixing to die.
tcr!
· Jul 14, 2018 at 12:57 pm
Maggie: if you ever see an emo goth and there’s a piano nearby, hit the note of G…
Me: wait, what?
luckyeyeink
· Jul 14, 2018 at 1:08 pm
Do what she says.
Momma J
· Jul 14, 2018 at 8:25 pm
What?
tcr!
· Jul 14, 2018 at 10:53 am
Momma J
· Jul 14, 2018 at 12:34 pm
Great picture!
tcr!
· Jul 14, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Thank you!!
Momma J
· Jul 14, 2018 at 5:37 pm
You’re welcome
Sammons
· Jul 14, 2018 at 1:02 pm
Beautiful
tcr!
· Jul 14, 2018 at 9:11 am
You’ve got to be kidding me, second most requested. 🙄
Maybe it’s not Alexa that’s dumb. Maybe she’s dumb because people are asking her dumb questions.
Karly
· Jul 14, 2018 at 9:45 am
If you consider how many questions little kids ask Alexa, it may not be a question of stupidity, but rather one of age.
….at least one can hope.
tcr!
· Jul 14, 2018 at 9:47 am
Ah.. very good point.
Kelly K
· Jul 15, 2018 at 2:10 am
I hope that’s the case!
tcr!
· Jul 13, 2018 at 8:32 pm
This is one of my favorite places, peeps — the Beardsgaard Barbers.
Watch their events page on Facebook. You can go hangout with them even if you don’t need a haircut or trim or shave or whatever you’re into.
And I got to peek inside their toolboxes. Because that’s where the real story is.
barberblademaiden
· Jul 14, 2018 at 12:11 am
That’s where the weird shit is
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Wilkins · Jul 18, 2018 at 8:36 am
they are as creepy as roaches…..
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Kelly K · Jul 18, 2018 at 2:22 pm
It looks like giant, creepy, crawly, eyelashes!
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