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Musk selling flamethrowers

tcr! · Jan 30, 2018 at 1:52 pm

Boring Company Flamethrower

Flamethrower — The Boring Company

  • Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)
  • Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout
  • Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws
  • International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees
  • Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance
  • Starts shipping in spring
  • May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses

This is totally the kind of thing I’d sell if I owned The Boring Company.

They’re also hiring for a Senior Tunnel Design Engineer if you’re into that kinda thing.

Source: arstechnica.com/…/elon-musk-is-selling-a-boring-company-flamethrower-because-why-not/

#meanwhile #flamethrowers #helpwanted

keamoose keamoose · Jan 31, 2018 at 2:29 pm

Wow… they actually are selling an extinguisher to go with it. I think they’ve missed out by not calling it the “Old Flamethrower” though. “What’s this?” “Oh, just a Boring Old Flamethrower.”

tcr! tcr! · Jan 31, 2018 at 8:46 pm

You should solicit their marketing department!

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