- Fire extinguisher sold separately (for exorbitant amounts of money)
- Taxes and shipping will be added at checkout
- Additional customs fees may apply for international orders because of laws
- International customers can receive a full refund if not happy with said fees
- Before shipping, aspiring flamethrower aficionados will be sent a terms and conditions rhyme for review and acceptance
- Starts shipping in spring
- May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses
This is totally the kind of thing I’d sell if I owned The Boring Company.
They’re also hiring for a Senior Tunnel Design Engineer if you’re into that kinda thing.