· Sep 17, 2018 at 2:31 pm
I keep you guys in the loop as far as the public restrooms in my office building go. I realize that you may not like this but this is my narrative, so whatever.
Anyways, for this latest development I saw a dude step away from the urinal and wash his hands only moments ago. Nothing interesting there. However, he wasn’t wearing shoes. Or socks.
He’s also from South Africa. Maybe that’s how they do things in their family… 🤔
· Sep 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm
This story takes place in a public restroom. You’ve been warned…
So I was in said restroom and there was a guy in the stall. I knew this because he was talking on the phone in between gaspy grunts.
After I washed my hands and opened the door I so wanted to yell out, “HE’S TAKING A SHIT!!”
Because whoever he was talking to deserved to know this kinda thing.
· May 10, 2018 at 8:29 am
We’re out of paper towels so often in the work public restroom that I’ve needed to post out here on the internet. After a long internal debate I’ve also decided that I’m going to start wiping my hands on the mirror when we’re out.
· Nov 8, 2017 at 12:35 pm
Shout out to the hand soap flashing me in the work restroom. Again. He does this weekly. Because that’s what you do when you’re him.
I tried to tell him that his black tape wouldn’t keep his britches up but what do I know?
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