· Jun 7, 2019 at 9:40 am
IF you’re in a public restroom taking a shit, gasping, groaning, what-have-you THEN don’t come out until everybody else has left. It’s awkward.
· Sep 17, 2018 at 2:31 pm
I keep you guys in the loop as far as the public restrooms in my office building go. I realize that you may not like this but this is my narrative, so whatever.
Anyways, for this latest development I saw a dude step away from the urinal and wash his hands only moments ago. Nothing interesting there. However, he wasn’t wearing shoes. Or socks.
He’s also from South Africa. Maybe that’s how they do things in their family… 🤔
· Sep 13, 2018 at 1:12 pm
This story takes place in a public restroom. You’ve been warned…
So I was in said restroom and there was a guy in the stall. I knew this because he was talking on the phone in between gaspy grunts.
After I washed my hands and opened the door I so wanted to yell out, “HE’S TAKING A SHIT!!”
Because whoever he was talking to deserved to know this kinda thing.
· May 10, 2018 at 8:29 am
We’re out of paper towels so often in the work public restroom that I’ve needed to post out here on the internet. After a long internal debate I’ve also decided that I’m going to start wiping my hands on the mirror when we’re out.
· Apr 18, 2018 at 6:38 pm
Do you ever want to go to Subway and buy a footlong with only peppers and onions and maybe cucumbers and then take that into a public restroom and leave the unwrapped sandwich on the floor and then hang around washing your hands until the next person comes in?
I thought so.