Sometimes I want to dress in a full body Kevlar suit and helmet. Collect a sack of baseball bats and methodically make my way through town smashing every window in sight until I collapse, breathless and huddled on the ground in a sweaty, cursing heap. Is that what you mean? 😜
Guys there’s some kinda emergency thing going on right now at the intersection of 1st Street and Prairie Street in St. Charlies. Firetrucks, ambulances, police cars — the whole works.
My guess is that Chef Roby of Geneva was up bragging about his latest Food Network show and the local aggressive geese didn’t like it. Maybe Sammy and his mad bikes were involved. I don’t know.
Anyway, avoid crossing the mighty Fox River via Prairie if you got somewhere to be this Wednesday afternoon.
Yesterday I pulled up behind a silver car waiting at a stoplight. There was another white car to my right, double parked with the blinkers on. Maybe a foot from my passenger side door. Three cars packed together like a Tetris L.
An older, burly dude was walking slowly down the sidewalk, eyeing the parked white car. I assumed it to be his. I also knew there was no way in hell he’d be able to open his driver’s side door. There wasn’t any room with his double park for him to get in.
I started to feel tense. Totally ready for the stoplight to turn green so this whole situation would go away. I like stuff to go away.
fiatlux423 · Dec 19, 2020 at 2:40 pm
Watch gremlins
tcr! · Dec 19, 2020 at 2:48 pm
Ah, yep I should start putting on the holiday classics! Die Hard, Gremlins, The Nutcracker, X-Files.
fiatlux423 · Dec 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm
Bake cookies
tcr! · Dec 19, 2020 at 3:18 pm
I don’t believe in Christmas cookies.
fiatlux423 · Dec 19, 2020 at 3:22 pm
Listen to hammered dulcimer Christmas music
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JJania · Dec 19, 2020 at 2:49 pm
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cormanang · Dec 19, 2020 at 2:50 pm
I feel the same. Try to remind yourself not to get your tinsel in a tangle
tcr! · Dec 19, 2020 at 3:16 pm
Earlier I was ready to string some people up with tinsel for sure
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domo vitek · Dec 19, 2020 at 6:48 pm
Kitty therapy!
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