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Having a party of one

tcr! tcr! · Aug 18, 2020 at 12:20 pm

Audio (MP3): 20200818 - Having a party of one

Video (MP4): 20200818 - Having a party of one

Not long ago I was in the 7-Eleven in Geneva. There was maybe three other people waiting to pay. One of the guys was five-ish years younger than me and barely-stand-up drunk. He was having a party of one, talking to himself, and talking to the other people even if they were doing their best to: not encourage him. To ignore him. And wait out his staggering around non-sense. Like when you tough out a deep cleaning at the dentist.

7-Eleven had their ambient classic rock playing over the ceiling speakers and the drunk dude turned around and asked the guy in front of me, “Who sings this song? Damn, this is good. I can’t remember what they’re called.” The second guy is like, “I don’t know who sings it” in all out pretty much disgust with drunk dude.

Aug 15th, 2020 at 2:48:01 pm

tcr! tcr! · Aug 15, 2020 at 2:48 pm

Me: Look, that church is having drive-thru confessions. We should go!

Maggie: No, I don’t have anything to confess. Plus, I feel like the priests started “confession” just to get all the gossip.

#maggie #confessional

tism tism · Aug 15, 2020 at 7:45 pm

Sharp Maggie, very sharp. 🤔

Cat in front of monitor

tcr! tcr! · Aug 14, 2020 at 11:04 am

She’s not helping ⌨️🐈

Cat in front of monitor

#photos #cats #worknews

fiatlux423 · Aug 14, 2020 at 11:07 am

Yeah Duvessa does this and I love it but please stop I’m busy

domo vitek · Aug 14, 2020 at 12:08 pm

But I’m SO cute 😍

tcr! tcr! · Aug 14, 2020 at 1:40 pm

Like in a psychotic cute way

Moonflower with grasshopper

tcr! tcr! · Aug 12, 2020 at 8:51 am

Moonflower with grasshopper

Choose wisely grasshopper.

#photos #moonflowers

Momma J Momma J · Aug 12, 2020 at 9:01 am

Is this plant poisonous to the grasshopper?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 12, 2020 at 2:07 pm

I don’t know. I guess he’ll find out 😉

Aug 11th, 2020 at 5:26:49 pm

tcr! tcr! · Aug 11, 2020 at 5:26 pm

Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B. So, uh, no funny business.

fiatlux423 · Aug 11, 2020 at 5:39 pm

Is this an MIA quote?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 11, 2020 at 6:08 pm

Yep. Third world democracy.

fiatlux423 · Aug 11, 2020 at 6:22 pm

That song is so good.

Momma J Momma J · Aug 11, 2020 at 7:43 pm

Aug 9th, 2020 at 1:57:51 pm

tcr! tcr! · Aug 9, 2020 at 1:57 pm

Social distancing doesn’t mean you walk out in front of cars to avoid other people in the Super Target parking lot 🙄

#trafficnews #coronavirus #allislost

jimi hindrance experience · Aug 9, 2020 at 9:44 pm

marney0160 · Aug 12, 2020 at 12:26 pm

Growing broccoli sprouts on the kitchen table

tcr! tcr! · Aug 7, 2020 at 4:42 pm

Growing broccoli sprouts on the kitchen table

Maggie planted broccoli sprouts for us a couple of weeks back and we’ve been growing them on the kitchen table. I take scissors and give them a hair cut as needed and then (because nature is awesome) they grow back.

We put them on sandwiches mainly but I suppose one could throw them into anything that’ll have the little guys. Sometimes we just eat a handful but that’s not really delicious.

WebMD says one of the benefits of eating broccoli sprouts is that it’ll help with my schizophrenia… 😉🥦

#photos #maggie #naturerocks

nunez · Aug 7, 2020 at 5:10 pm

That’s super cool dude! Way to go Maggie!

Momma J Momma J · Aug 7, 2020 at 6:47 pm

I thought broccoli sprouts were green

tcr! tcr! · Aug 7, 2020 at 6:55 pm

They have green leaves but the stalks are like a translucent tan

Momma J Momma J · Aug 7, 2020 at 6:59 pm

They looked pink in your picture

jimi hindrance experience · Aug 7, 2020 at 7:17 pm

“I believe Miss West Virginia had a translucent tan…”

tcr! tcr! · Aug 7, 2020 at 7:54 pm

There’s a pink grow light shining on them. Sometimes nature even needs a little boost.

jimi hindrance experience · Aug 7, 2020 at 7:56 pm

“Said like a true Protestant.”

Momma J Momma J · Aug 7, 2020 at 8:18 pm

I know just pulling your leg!

Momma J Momma J · Aug 7, 2020 at 6:47 pm

Wow that’s awesome

tcr! tcr! · Aug 7, 2020 at 7:56 pm

For tonight’s dinner I chopped up the broccoli sprouts and put them in mashed potatoes. Of course the potatoes needed a little shredded cheddar, too.

Momma J Momma J · Aug 7, 2020 at 8:19 pm

Nice

Kelly K · Aug 7, 2020 at 11:49 pm

I wonder how the broccoli sprouts would be on some tots (with cheddar too, of course)? 🤔

tcr! tcr! · Aug 8, 2020 at 9:01 am

You could toss the three together and have a nice cheesy broc tot salad for sure 👍

Kelly K · Aug 8, 2020 at 1:23 pm

Good call!

keamoose · Aug 7, 2020 at 8:02 pm

Do they taste like broccoli?

tcr! tcr! · Aug 8, 2020 at 8:56 am

Not really. They taste more like basic plant.

reiner_j · Aug 8, 2020 at 12:07 am

💚

Work snacks for Aug 3rd, 2020

tcr! tcr! · Aug 3, 2020 at 11:38 am

Work snacks for Aug 3rd 2020

I feel like a damn hippie 🥕🍎🥜

#photos #worknews #snacks

Momma J Momma J · Aug 3, 2020 at 11:50 am

Looks delicious 😋

alok · Aug 3, 2020 at 11:59 am

Healthy

JJania · Aug 3, 2020 at 12:06 pm

Irene · Aug 3, 2020 at 12:09 pm

Here I always thought you ate healthy!

sinceresarcasm · Aug 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm

Video (MP4): dirty hippie dancing

Kris HB · Aug 3, 2020 at 9:10 pm

Catherine and Jame

tcr! tcr! · Aug 2, 2020 at 12:32 pm

Catherine and Jame

I don’t know if this was before or after the lotion 🤔

#relationships #silenceofthethelambs

JJania · Aug 2, 2020 at 12:35 pm

Hahahaha

sveagrabarek · Aug 2, 2020 at 1:14 pm

I see a Halloween costume in your future. Sarah will need to wear about 20 layers, but you guys could totally do this.

Hater McGhray · Aug 2, 2020 at 1:18 pm

“This could’ve been us but you wouldn’t put the f@$king lotion in the basket”

jimi hindrance experience · Aug 2, 2020 at 7:09 pm

😎

Octopus X-ray Vision

tcr! tcr! · Aug 1, 2020 at 4:18 pm

Octopus X ray Vision

📸🐙 #photos #selfies #octopustattoo

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