I heard there’s a coyote party there but not until later tonight.

Or Elburn???? Oh my God…I’m still laughing!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Probably elburn. The cats there are very shady.

So the rumors are true.

I can confirm.

Is the kitty ok?

It was a white cat with black patches and the patches look like dents in his hide from a rough, battle scarred life. I assume he ate all the Bigfoots in his 20s, after he got out of the Cat Marines or wherever they serve.

I guess him to be in his 60s now but I still wouldn’t tangle with him. There was an open can of Hormel Chili beside him and since I didn’t see a can opener around, he must’ve opened it with his teeth. Maybe his claws, too. For leverage.

I was born and raised in the birthplace of Hormel. That chili and a can of spam will last forever. Oh and a twinkie

The 7/11 on Randall and 64? Who loiterers at a intersection with no foot traffic? You are right. Stay. Away.

Oh. I’m sorry. In my haste I forgot to mention the 7-Eleven with the sign is on 64 and 17th, a few blocks east. But the one on 64 and Randall probably has a similar policy. Loiter at your own risk!

lol!

Party tonight at 8. Picnic tables. 7-11. Geneva!

Maybe we can get them to make a real sign!

Gotta love traffic 😖

Traffic makes me sadder and also angrier than anything else. Well, I can get pretty angry at the Target/Starbucks people who don’t know how to grind beans for a French Press. I get home and open the bag expecting to see coarsely ground beans and instead see a floury brown powder.

THIS IS NOT A GAME.

So what’s really funny is that I was banned a while back from the “What’s Happening in Geneva” Facebook group for posting similar anecdotes. I was also banned from WH in St. Charles, WH in Batavia, etc. etc.

I’m glad I have a blog because you all deserve to know the real stories.

My badge of honor. Banned from Trump Facebook. Oh well. Left what’s happening in st Charles on the basis of meanness and belittling.

And. You are funny.

You know it’s better to talked about then never noticed

You were banned because your magazine was perceived by Kevin Ketchum to be competition for his local magazines. That’s my guess anyway.

Yeah, I wanted to leave my magazine out of the story and keep the focus on my personal wit and charm.

This is fantastic… I’m still giggling

Thank you!

Best. Post. And Stream. Of. The. Day! 😂😂😂

Thank you so much!

They also don’t like to pay out on scratch offs over 20$

That store sucks. Refused to give me lottery tickets because my daughter was with me. Really. WTF. SHE WASNT 21.

only take this medicine as prescribed
i’ll sleep when i’m dead

i guess you know warren zevon wrote that

sanity is overrated