Me: Are you still spending the night with Lexi tonight?

Maggie: Yep.

Me: Cool. Is your mom going to take you there after school?

Maggie: Yep.

Me: Okay great, I’ll come over around 7 o’clock.

Maggie: DAD. 😑

#maggie

inessential: Accessibility

You may not need it now, in other words, but you will, if you’re lucky. And future-you will be proud of past-you if you cared about it before it was personal.

While eating my workday lunch I was skimming this programming article on accessibility. And while I didn’t have any strong feelings about much of it, the line quoted above struck a chord. It can be taken as-is, without any context, and hold up in any spiritual court.

Not being an Xcode developer, I read inessential more for how I can include Brent’s personal wisdom in all matters. Like regardless of what I’m doing in the here and now, work or otherwise, I hope future-me will be proud.

And of course his data models and thought processes have also trickled into my development projects, too.

#webdev #protip

Audio (MP3): 20171019 - Amazing blueberry jelly

I hate it when I’m walking down the work hallway and I hear another office door open. Can’t I just walk down the hall alone, with peace and quiet?

Now matter how much I try to avoid people, some random body shows up and says, “hello.” And then I have to quickly scan the mental rolodex for non-offensive chit-chat. Engage in dialogue that obviously won’t last more than 15 seconds.

It’s not that I don’t like the other office building inhabitants but on a quick stroll to the restroom, there’s only so many steps to take. I’d rather walk in silence than blurt out, “How ‘bout this weather?” ..or.. “Tomorrow’s Friday!”

Of course I could pause and launch into mild outrage about (insert any poetic injustice here) but then I’d feel it socially correct to stop walking. And that in turn would invite the random body into a full blown conversation. The horror. Sure, full blown gabfests are fine but not when I’m on my way to the potty.

Maybe I should write some socially-irregular chit-chats on index cards for future use. Not ones that will have random body think I’m a boob or psycho anything because I do care what people think of me. But more like one or two-liners that will (hopefully) instill an off-balanced curiosity in the random body.

Something like these perhaps:

• I had some really amazing blueberry jelly last night. So good.
• With my new shoes, I’ll run faster after they’re broken in.
• The Queen is kinda over-appreciated. Maybe I just don’t know her.

#socialproblems #diariespodcast

Peeps, here’s your youre-not-the-only-one Thursday jam. I may have posted this before but it’s still THAT good. Still as good when I bought the album a couple of years ago. The vocals remind me a little of Portishead but that’s okay. I’m totally into that whispery somber some mornings.

From their official site: www.vok.is

Described as dream-pop/indie-electro band their sound consists of dreamy electronics with melodic vocals, distant saxophones and clean reverberated guitars. Vök is easily placed in the realm of indie-electro, thus resulting in everyone from The Knife and The xx to Poliça and Phantogram, but their music is distinctly their own.

#musicvideos #vok

Peeps, feast your eyes on le cake. Maggie wanted it to be round and use ALL of the batter so we made a series of le cakes.

Then I realized the frosting from poor mother cupboard expired back in Nov 2016. No, one cannot have frostless cake so we made icing for drizzling.

Also, since we used the juice from a full lime (because I like lime chocolate cake) Maggie added green food coloring to le icing mix.

Yummy AND festive.

#photos #cake #maggie

I wandered around in here like moron for five minutes before I remembered what I was here for. But that’s irrelevant.

Look at this flier in the checkout lane, guys! Pumpkin decorating! And apple cider donuts!! Saturday the 28th from 11am to 2pm.

Go ahead and drive/train/fly in if you’re out of town. Apple cider donuts are THAT good.

No, I don’t work at Blue Goose but IT IS the friendliest store around. 👍

#photos #pumpkins #donuts #bluegoose

#machinelearning #fail

Audio (MP3): 20171017 - There's a gentleman we'll call Gary

So we all know that our phones are a huge part of our lives. We take them pretty much every where. They say that they’re generally the first thing we look at in the morning and the last thing we look at before going to sleep.

However, I’ve came across a situation where another’s phone usage has me bepuzzled and I wanted to get the worldly consensus. Yes, I realize that virtually all people will be looking at this post on their phones, and yes, that may skew the results but I acknowledge this and will persist.

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Me to the other commuter: ya, I’m checking myself out in my rearview. What of it? 💋

#trafficnews

‘Trailer Park Boys’ Star John Dunsworth Dies at 71

John Dunsworth has died at age 71.

The Trailer Park Boys star, who played Jim Lahey on the show and is also known for his work on the Syfy series Haven, died after suffering an unknown illness, his daughter and co-star, Sarah, announced in a statement via social media on Monday.

“With heavy and broken hearts the family of John F. Dunsworth would like to let people know that our amazing husband, father and grandfather John Dunsworth has passed away,” the family statement read. “John left this world peacefully after a short and unexpected illness. The family would like to request that our privacy is respected in our time of grief.”

#rip #trailerparkboys