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The Santa Twins and Merry Town Folk

tcr! tcr! · Dec 8, 2013 at 4:18 pm

the santa twins

The Santa twins and merry town folk were no match for the wolf pack.

#photos #christmas

Dec 8th, 2013 at 12:27:01 pm

tcr! tcr! · Dec 8, 2013 at 12:27 pm

Me: You can use that wireless mouse.

Maggie: That mouse is unreliable.

Random Animated Cat GIFs

tcr! tcr! · Dec 7, 2013 at 9:05 am

cat smacking a rat

kitten jumping into the couch

cat biting a water melon

cat dancing to smack a toy

#cats #animatedGIFs

Christmas Tree in Downtown Geneva

tcr! tcr! · Dec 6, 2013 at 8:30 pm

christmas tree in downtown geneva

I think we’ve been here most every year on the night they light it up. :)

#photos #christmas

Dec 4th, 2013 at 2:14:27 pm

tcr! tcr! · Dec 4, 2013 at 2:14 pm

Coffee or coke? Decisions, decisions…

Bidding on the Han Solo Blaster

tcr! tcr! · Dec 4, 2013 at 2:05 pm

I know how to play this game.

bidding on the Han Solo blaster

Place your bid on Hollywood Auction.

Flaskaboozendancingshoes by The Limousines

tcr! tcr! · Dec 4, 2013 at 8:26 am

anything can happen
as we make our way
home from the club

we could both be flattened
by a double decker city bus
otherwise a perfect night
if we’re not dead before it ends

we could live forever
but we’ll never get
this chance again…

don’t you worry,
don’t think about
tomorrow morning,
what’s your hurry?
just focus on tonight

we could fall in love
and trade this city
for a change of pace,
find our slice of paradise
and give our babies hippie names

maybe we’ll both hate each other
shitty sex ‘n seperate beds
we could get restraining orders
vow to never speak again…
on second thought let’s not say names,
I’ll just be me and you be you,
two perfect strangers being sneaky
with a flask of booze,
no need to think of any clever
pick up lines to use

i’ve got a stack of records
you just bring your dancing shoes

tonight i’ll drop the needle,
pop a bottle, sit back and just watch you

#musicvideos #lyrics #thelimousines

Dec 3rd, 2013 at 2:51:49 pm

tcr! tcr! · Dec 3, 2013 at 2:51 pm

These pants are too bell-bottom-y. I feel like I’m headed to the disco.

#random #fashion

“Normal” and “Death Metal” English

tcr! tcr! · Dec 3, 2013 at 11:52 am

death metal fart

Death Metal English

My favorite thing about Death Metal English is that it isn’t subject matter-specific. Of course, it works best when you’re talking about Satan, or Lovecraft, or murder or whatever. But you can turn pretty much any phrase or sentence into fodder for a sick death metal song using the same tropes:

Normal English…
“Commuting to work”

Death Metal English…
“TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT”

The caps are important when talking and/or writing in Death Metal English.

#animatedGIFs #musicnews

Eat Bananas Upside Down

tcr! tcr! · Dec 2, 2013 at 11:15 pm

So apparently you’re supposed to eat bananas upside down to get less of the stringy stuff.

eat bananas upside down

#foodies #photos

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