Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. With Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Wentworth Miller, Kim Coates. While still out to destroy the evil Umbrella Corporation, Alice joins a group of survivors living in a prison surrounded by the infected who also want to relocate to the mysterious but supposedly unharmed safe haven known only as Arcadia.

If I’m not going to be able to nap I might as well watch Milla shoot some zombies.

Spoiler: they borrow heavily from The Matrix with bullet time and whatnot.

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Red Skittles Spilling Onto Wisconsin Highway Were Headed for Cattle Feed

On Tuesday, January 17, the Dodge County Sheriff’s Office posted on Facebook that they found hundreds of thousands of red Skittles covering a county highway. Mars, the candy’s parent company, confirmed that the Skittles were not going to be packaged and sold because they were missing the classic letter ‘S’ marking each piece of candy.

Instead, the sheriff’s office said the candy was going to be added to feed for cattle, a practice that Eater says has been going on for decades.

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In 2012, Reuters reported that corn alternatives were in high demand in places where feed corn for cattle was becoming very expensive or unavailable. Using an alternative like candy could yield a savings of 10 to 50 percent for cattle farm operators, though prices for corn alternatives then began to increase as well.

Candy Not Corn for Cows in Drought

But Life’s Little Mysteries consulted John Waller, a professor of animal nutrition at the University of Tennessee, and he didn’t seem the least bit scandalized by candy-fattened cows.

“I think it’s a viable [diet],” Waller said. “It keeps fat material from going out in the landfill, and it’s a good way to get nutrients in these cattle. The alternative would be to put [the candy] in a landfill somewhere.”

This is why I don’t eat meat.

#meanwhile #factoryfarms #cattle #skittles

A perfect example of my social skills at a friend’s birthday party last night.

If you’re new here, it’s funny.¹

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How many words do you guys need for this thing?

I should change my name to “2017 Travis Cremer Badass Motherfucker.”

Yes, the period is part of it because I don’t like them to the right of quotes.

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Peeps, here’s your I-just-want-you jam for today.

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These fake burgers aren’t bad if ya load them up with ketchup, mustard, cheddar, spinach, and onions…and put them on King’s Hawaiian sweet rolls. Enlarged to show texture.

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I picked this up in the parking lot at work. Who the hell is Tina and why does she get to be the 4 of hearts?

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Peeps, here’s the best guitar riff you’ll hear all day, maybe all week.

Lyrics, because you shouldn’t miss out on the second verse…

It’s 3 o’clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk.
It’s where you wanna get snowed in when you get snowed in.
Outside it’s 10 below, is it day or night, we don’t care or know.
What we know is that we don’t wanna be
anywhere but here, please don’t make us leave.

When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota.

I’m seeing double at the Triple Rock, we’re still here watching Paddy talk.
Then undress, then get out the duct tape.
The one question still remains, how much more art can we take?
I’ll let you know when the medication wears off.
I’m a religious drunk and this is where I pray.
The church of alcoholics can’t break up the congregation.
Give us air to breathe, through carbonation
we are at liquor church, genuflecting on barstools.
We’re praying that the taps will keep the holy water flowing.
Key kicks of communion, then a long night of confessions.
Coming home after noon seems to raise a lot of questions.

When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota.

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Me: Alexa, play Presidents of the United States of America

Alexa: Okay, shuffling songs

Maggie from the family room: No “Peaches”

#POTUSA #maggie #alexa