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tcr!
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:04 pm
Mental note: always take my phone when going out into the work hall. Then I can pretend type and carry on bogus conversations with nobody. Most importantly I wouldn’t have to talk to people I don’t want to because I would be otherwise fictitiously engaged.
tcr!
· Apr 18, 2019 at 12:47 pm
How the hell do you guys spell “high light” ??
The dictionary says it’s #1 below but all I see is “igh” over and over again. The horror.
1- highlight
2- high light
3- hilite
4- hi-lite
5- yellow marker
PS- those are your only options. Don’t make this more complicated that I’ve already made it.
Sammons
· Apr 18, 2019 at 12:49 pm
Highlight
keamoose
· Apr 18, 2019 at 1:23 pm
#1, but #2 if you are talking about a light fixture that is far off the ground.
Momma J
· Apr 18, 2019 at 1:30 pm
See above.
Pelletier
· Apr 18, 2019 at 1:48 pm
Lighter on the tips, but puhlease do my roots!!!!
Botsford
· Apr 18, 2019 at 1:56 pm
#1
Kelly K
· Apr 18, 2019 at 1:58 pm
1
tcr!
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:02 pm
Fine. #1 it is. But I’m going to go with hi-lite.
Kelly K
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm
Be you!
Kelly K
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm
Even if you’re wrong 😉
keamoose
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:17 pm
Sounds like a diet version of hello. 🙃
Hater McGhray
· Apr 18, 2019 at 2:55 pm
Number 1
Kris
· Apr 18, 2019 at 3:00 pm
But what if you were highlighting her hi-lites in a room with a high light
tcr!
· Apr 19, 2019 at 8:15 am
I’d probably be high then 😊
Kris
· Apr 20, 2019 at 8:31 am
No no no . We will have none of that
tcr!
· Apr 20, 2019 at 12:48 pm
Haha! Yep. I’m done being high. Now I just hi-lite. 😊
JJania
· Apr 18, 2019 at 3:01 pm
#1
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 4:58 pm
You know dinner’s going to be good when you’re driving home with a whole sack of shit from Los Burritos.
tism
· Apr 17, 2019 at 5:01 pm
Some “nude faced” man has hacked your FB account and stolen your bag of shit.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 5:55 pm
I once saw a nude bear walking down the street at the break of dawn. Nipples erectus. I can’t say anymore.
prokop
· Apr 17, 2019 at 5:50 pm
Better than a donut.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm
Totally better!
CVD
· Apr 17, 2019 at 5:57 pm
Jealous!
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 4:04 pm
I hate it when I go into the public work restroom and the therapist from down the hall is in there.
It’s like, dude I got enough problems.
JJania
· Apr 17, 2019 at 4:42 pm
Very Freudian
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 4:56 pm
I hadn’t thought of that but, yes!
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 10:41 am
When I hear the opening riff in Come As You Are, all is right with the world.
Come doused in mud, peeps.
And bring a Fender Mustang if you got one. 🎸
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:08 am
I woke up elated today thinking that it was Thursday. It’s not Thursday though, it’s fucking Wednesday. 🙄
In related news, I’ve been through this before.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 1:52 am
I’ve pet the cat until her fur is almost gone.
Built and rebuilt my bed, pillows, and blankets into a fortress that would keep any Roman out.
Listened to three episodes of “Communists Have Dreams, too.”
Used the bathroom four times.
Counted slowly backwards from five at least five times.
Set the fan to high, medium, and low and then back again to low, medium, and high.
And thought through pretty much every thought I’ve needed to think through.
Really, I’m read to catch some Zzzzs now.
Kris HB
· Apr 17, 2019 at 2:14 am
WELCOME.. to my World..
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:28 am
And what a wonderful, sleepy world it is!
Karly
· Apr 17, 2019 at 6:04 am
Man. We were living the same day yesterday. I opted for playing the sounds of thunderstorms and that finally did it.
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:31 am
Good pick!
debbie
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:37 am
I thought I was the only one!!!
elongdo
· Apr 17, 2019 at 8:22 am
It’s going around!
tcr!
· Apr 17, 2019 at 10:16 am
A restlessness has spread across the galaxy.
Sammons
· Apr 17, 2019 at 7:38 pm
Mine too!
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 17, 2019 at 9:09 pm
I have had severe chronic insomnia for at least 25 years. Some nights I go right to sleep but mostly not. It is no joke.
tcr!
· Apr 18, 2019 at 6:59 am
Insomnia is the best!
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:31 pm
The only thing that’s keeping me going on this drive home right now is knowing that I have half a day old donut waiting for me there.
🍩 🏠 👍 #lettherebehope
JJania
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:42 pm
Remember that the hole is timeless.
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:50 pm
Thanks, I needed that reminder 😊
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm
In related news…
Karly
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm
I feel like I did this about 4 hours ago…. oh wait. I did.
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 1:19 pm
Audio (MP3): 20190416 - Mad from a distance
Yesterday I pulled up behind a silver car waiting at a stoplight. There was another white car to my right, double parked with the blinkers on. Maybe a foot from my passenger side door. Three cars packed together like a Tetris L.
An older, burly dude was walking slowly down the sidewalk, eyeing the parked white car. I assumed it to be his. I also knew there was no way in hell he’d be able to open his driver’s side door. There wasn’t any room with his double park for him to get in.
I started to feel tense. Totally ready for the stoplight to turn green so this whole situation would go away. I like stuff to go away.
jimi hindrance experience
· Apr 16, 2019 at 2:36 pm
“…to own and tend. …to control and parse.” 😊
tcr!
· Apr 16, 2019 at 4:46 pm
Exactly. I don’t know why I sometimes think that another’s feeling is mine to manage. I got enough going on with just me. 😊
jenkins_arts
· Apr 18, 2019 at 6:28 am
Well said!
tcr!
· Apr 18, 2019 at 6:59 am
Thanks!
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Can I use that excuse in other social situations? “I’d love to come to your party, but I’m fictitiously engaged that evening.”
Absolutely but be careful letting people know how much fiction you’re dealing with. Most humans can’t handle too much in public. Cats on the other hand…
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cormanang · Apr 18, 2019 at 2:18 pm
I like that you liked this one!
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Kelly K · Apr 19, 2019 at 8:53 pm
Introvert much? 😉
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