…with shitloads of cheddar cheese.

🧀 #photos #goodeats

I’m convinced my vapors (or e-cigarettes as my dentist calls them) are rewriting my DNA. I’m totally serious, too. I never joke about nicotine stuff. Because have you ever been in nic withdrawal?

Anyways, this genetic rewriting conviction has me thinking that my bio cells are decombining and recombining, disappearing and reappearing, defocusing and refocusing, de’ing and re’ing in all sorts of ways the short term vapor health studies could never have possibly imagined.

My future generations will simply be fucked when trying to trace their ancestry via genetic cookie trail.

Looking on the bright side (because today is the best day ever) maybe I’ll become your local neighbor Spider-Man.

🚬 … 🧬 … 🕷

#photos #ecigs

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You guys remember when Bill and Ted said, “be excellent to each other.”

I loved that line and that movie but being excellent all the time is hard. Like I’m driving and some fuckwad cuts me off, and then comes to a near complete stop when turning right. Excellence is the about the last thing in my fingertips.

Put them in the iron maiden 🤘

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These copies are signed ones available here on tcrbang.com. If you ordered from me yesterday or today, no, one of these is not yours. I sold all my local stock and am having more printed. Yours will be in the mail soon. And you may get a free gift. 😉

Of course you can get non-signed ones in both Kindle and paperback formats on Amazon.

$19.99 on Amazon for the paperback.

Also, what do you guys think of me doing a video recording of me reading entries from the book? Would you watch it? 🤔

#diariesbook #forsale

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Guys there’s some kinda emergency thing going on right now at the intersection of 1st Street and Prairie Street in St. Charlies. Firetrucks, ambulances, police cars — the whole works.

My guess is that Chef Roby of Geneva was up bragging about his latest Food Network show and the local aggressive geese didn’t like it. Maybe Sammy and his mad bikes were involved. I don’t know.

Anyway, avoid crossing the mighty Fox River via Prairie if you got somewhere to be this Wednesday afternoon.

#photos #trafficnews

Do you ever go to turn the the dials on your dashboard and then think to yourself, “I can’t do anything with these. Changing them isn’t go to make my life any better. It’s not going to solve any of my struggles, ease any of my pain. It’s going to do absolutely nothing for me if I twist anything here.”

I thought so.

#photos #truckthoughts #thestruggleisreal

What else could you ask for?

❤️ #photos #sara #icecream

This is why I like to drink Mexican Coca-Cola, just look at the ingredient list. I can pronounce every one of those words.

Refesco, peeps.

#photos #soda

You know it’s been a long day when you struggle with why Spellcheck won’t accept perfectably as a word.

#wordsmith

Whenever I see a no trespassing sign in a regular residential neighborhood I always I think to myself, “do you get a lot of trespassers?”

#meanwhile