Audio (MP3): 20190502 - 100 percent decent

You guys remember when Bill and Ted said, “be excellent to each other.”

I loved that line and that movie but being excellent all the time is hard. Like I’m driving and some fuckwad cuts me off, and then comes to a near complete stop when turning right. Excellence is the about the last thing in my fingertips.

Put them in the iron maiden 🤘

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These copies are signed ones available here on tcrbang.com. If you ordered from me yesterday or today, no, one of these is not yours. I sold all my local stock and am having more printed. Yours will be in the mail soon. And you may get a free gift. 😉

Of course you can get non-signed ones in both Kindle and paperback formats on Amazon.

$19.99 on Amazon for the paperback.

Also, what do you guys think of me doing a video recording of me reading entries from the book? Would you watch it? 🤔

#diariesbook #forsale

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Guys there’s some kinda emergency thing going on right now at the intersection of 1st Street and Prairie Street in St. Charlies. Firetrucks, ambulances, police cars — the whole works.

My guess is that Chef Roby of Geneva was up bragging about his latest Food Network show and the local aggressive geese didn’t like it. Maybe Sammy and his mad bikes were involved. I don’t know.

Anyway, avoid crossing the mighty Fox River via Prairie if you got somewhere to be this Wednesday afternoon.

#photos #trafficnews

Do you ever go to turn the the dials on your dashboard and then think to yourself, “I can’t do anything with these. Changing them isn’t go to make my life any better. It’s not going to solve any of my struggles, ease any of my pain. It’s going to do absolutely nothing for me if I twist anything here.”

I thought so.

#photos #truckthoughts #thestruggleisreal

What else could you ask for?

❤️ #photos #sara #icecream

This is why I like to drink Mexican Coca-Cola, just look at the ingredient list. I can pronounce every one of those words.

Refesco, peeps.

#photos #soda

You know it’s been a long day when you struggle with why Spellcheck won’t accept perfectably as a word.

#wordsmith

Whenever I see a no trespassing sign in a regular residential neighborhood I always I think to myself, “do you get a lot of trespassers?”

#meanwhile

Audio (MP3): 20190429 - diaries for 2018 - book now available

After all my moaning my 2018 diaries book is now ready to be put in your shopping carts. If you have an unfulfilled diaries magazine subscription don’t buy the book. Your paperback will be in the mail soon.

The ones available here on the site are autographed, too. Paperback and Kindle editions are available on Amazon, non-autographed of course.

You should buy my book. And then tell your friends about it. And share it on social media, as you do. And then leave an Amazon review. I know that’s asking a lot but it would mean the world to me and I’d be eternally grateful. 💙 Sharing and reviews really do help.

It’d be really cool if I could just do my writing (both spiritual and ridiculous) and earn a living doing such. As it is now, I do both when I have time. I hate making room for those things that are truly important. I just want to do those things that absolutely make truly my heart sing all the fucking time.

I have at least 15 pieces that I’ve started writing but haven’t had the chance to finish. I have to feel what I’m writing or else the words come across like a piece of shit. And the writing zone isn’t something I can just turn on when I have 15 minutes to spare.

And then I have at least 50 podcast episodes I could record but again, I have to be in the mood. Otherwise the words come out of my mouth like I’m an uncaring automaton.

Anyways, I’ll quit bemoaning. Go buy my book. 😊

Peace out, death to dogmas.

#diariesbook #diariespodcast #forsale

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Everything up in the air.
Everything fell apart.
Everything turned for the worse.
Including me.

#alcoholism