I’m convinced my vapors (or e-cigarettes as my dentist calls them) are rewriting my DNA. I’m totally serious, too. I never joke about nicotine stuff. Because have you ever been in nic withdrawal?

Anyways, this genetic rewriting conviction has me thinking that my bio cells are decombining and recombining, disappearing and reappearing, defocusing and refocusing, de’ing and re’ing in all sorts of ways the short term vapor health studies could never have possibly imagined.

My future generations will simply be fucked when trying to trace their ancestry via genetic cookie trail.

Looking on the bright side (because today is the best day ever) maybe I’ll become your local neighbor Spider-Man.

🚬 … 🧬 … 🕷

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I’m literally this cool right now.

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Literally how I look right now on the first workday after switching from ecigs to nicotine patches 👹

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Well peeps, my ecig just went rolling down the aisle at Maggie’s winter choral concert.

Pro-dad here🏆💪

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Me: I should put my ecig down, I’ve been using it too much today.

Me 5 minutes later: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOTDAM ECIG????

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Maggie and I absolutely love this. Some of the phrases have become part of our normal dialog.

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I broke the tank awhile back and finally cobbled this guy back together from some spare parts.

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