Finally fired up the latest Star Wars trailer at the desk day job. It ain’t just dusting crops!

It’s almost unbelievable that these original cast members are all coming back:

• Harrison Ford as Han Solo
• Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa
• Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker
• Anthony Daniels as C-3PO
• Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca
• Kenny Baker as R2-D2

The only first episode major player not returning is Sir Alec Guinness. That’s understandable.

#starwars #photos #theforceawakens

I found this while mining my emails.

“You Were an Accident”

“Strangers Have the Best Candy”

“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”

“Some Kittens Can Fly!”

“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”

“Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”

“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”

“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of

North Amer-Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”

“All Dogs Go to Hell”

“The Kod’s Guide to Hitchhiking”

“You Are Different and That’s Bad”

“Dad’s New Wife Timothy”

“POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games”

“Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets”

“The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad”

“Babar Meets the Taxidermist”

“Curious George and the High Voltage Fence”

“The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables”

“The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy”

“Things Rich kods Have, But You Never Will”

“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead”

“How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School”

“Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear”

“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”

“What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”

“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”

“Bi-Curious George”

“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

#funnies #literature

…and I was all like “hell yeah” daffodils!

#photos #flowers #forsale

Get the photo print

Saw this up on the bulletin board at the local coffee shop.

#photos #metalgods

#meanwhile

Buds appearing on the cherry willow!

#photos #naturerocks

Maggie and I have been watching Monster High — it’s our way of monster bonding.

“Freaky just got fabulous!”

#tv #photos #maggie

My fav thing to do at night is fix a leaky water line.

#photos #homeimprovement

It’s always weird to me when the neighbor parks her school bus in her driveway. All diagonal and shit. Seriously though, I look out the window and boom, big yellow banana bus staring me down sideways.

#photos #neighbors #schoolnews

I like how Apple refers to the iPad like it’s an authoritative lord and we’re merely minions, blessed to revel in its elegant glory.

I bet you the original version went like this:

iPad is busy, jerk
You *will* wait for iPad to finish.

Then again, maybe I don’t spend enough time interacting with people and too much time interacting with software, he said to the keyboard.

#apple