I just saw a dude with a green mohawk driving an ambulance.
Okay, fine. That’s a lie. He had a topknot manbun.
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tcr!
· May 4, 2018 at 4:14 pm
I just saw a dude with a green mohawk driving an ambulance.
Okay, fine. That’s a lie. He had a topknot manbun.
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 4:17 pm
I can barely see to capture this moment for ya’ll.
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 9:46 am
Audio (MP3): 20180503 - Karma doesn't torture us
While I was sitting with my nicotine withdrawal earlier, I was saying my morning prayers, asking god to take my nicotine addiction away, take all the pain and discomfort. And then I started to get crabby because these withdrawals have been going on for well over a month. Fucking Greg.
And then I kind of scolded myself, “God’s got nothing to do with this.”
fiatlux423
· May 3, 2018 at 10:38 am
“Fucking Greg” is the new “Thanks Obama.”
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 10:39 am
Yep. I even say it when I’m by myself.
Hater McGhray
· May 3, 2018 at 11:07 am
Haha yep!
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 3:23 pm
It’s got a nice ring to it
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 5:53 pm
Who’s Greg?
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 6:20 pm
Who is Greg you might ask? That is a very good question.
Greg is Norwegian. A simple man with locks of gold and a mustache to match. Muscles toned and tanned to a reddish brown. The women adore him and his fanny pack of Caesar spiced croutons. His wit is quick and his axe is sharp yet his heart is as pure as the Newfoundland snow.
He often can be seen wearing only but knee-high leather boots, the best Corinthian leather generally saved for the gods. His ranch dressing is spicy but palatable, chivey yet smooth.
If you listen closely you might just hear him sing a little ditty about Jack and Diane on a warm summer night. There’ll be a twinkle in his eye and a dab of parmesan on his lip.
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 6:44 pm
Greg sounds like a fine man. Where does he hang out?
fiatlux423
· May 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm
Greg may seem like a real cool guy, until you get to know him. He ruins everything. Fucking Greg.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 4, 2018 at 2:28 am
A dab’ll do ya. Do ya real good.
debbie
· May 3, 2018 at 10:39 am
Thanks for sharing!!!
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 10:40 am
Yep!
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 5:54 pm
Nicely said.
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 5:55 pm
Thank you!
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 6:31 pm
I don’t know if this visual will be an encouragement that you are on the right path, but it showed a pretty clear picture to me.
https://www.facebook.com/shelley.ann22/posts/10213811608661975
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 6:31 pm
I can’t watch anymore!!!
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Sorry! I hope that didn’t offend you. I had just never seen it presented so clearly before.
On another note, who is missing their healthy lungs???
tcr!
· May 3, 2018 at 7:09 pm
Nope, no offense taken. It’s just grizzly 😊
Kelly K
· May 3, 2018 at 7:09 pm
It is awful.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 4, 2018 at 2:46 am
He’ll wrip your lungs out Jim!
—-Warren Zevon
My exes name is Greg… fucking Greg!
Dan G
· May 4, 2018 at 1:18 am
We admitted we were powerless over nicotine and that our lives were unmanageable. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. Maybe the patch is the pain. God will do for us what we cannot do for ourselves.
25 years ago I threw my cigarettes in the river and asked God for help. When I felt like smoking I said to myself “but I don’t smoke anymore”. I felt good about giving up smoking because I was powerless. It took almost a week, but it’s been gone ever since then.
tcr!
· May 4, 2018 at 4:29 pm
It’d be nice if it were that easy for everybody
tcr!
· May 2, 2018 at 9:51 am
Peeps, here’s your opening-skies-with-your-broken-keys Wednesday jam.
I don’t think I’ve heard a song by Zedd that I didn’t like. And Matthew Koma’s lyrics/vocals are the best. Listen to him sing Zedd’s Clarity with only an acoustic guitar.
tcr!
· May 2, 2018 at 8:30 am
Not long ago I was having lunch with some friends at The Evergreen Pub & Grill in St. Charles. We were sitting in the patio area, more or less enjoying the Spring weather.
Out on the street two beer trucks passed each other, headed in opposite directions. They both honked their horn in what sounded like a friendly wave or fist bump.
That’s sharing a common goal. Not selling more beer, but making the world a better place.
I can always be friendly. We’re all playing on the same team.
tcr!
· May 1, 2018 at 1:16 pm
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