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This is our first student weekly wrap up email

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:41 pm

โค๏ธ #maggie #email

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:52 pm

My friend’s daughter just started school, and he was telling me all the parents are required to download a secure app on their phones for school communications and verify their identity by scanning a QR code. So at least you only get a pointless email. ๐Ÿคฃ

tcr! tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 1:56 pm

My mom used to get a letter in the mail. That seemed a whole lot easier ๐Ÿ˜Š

keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 2:08 pm

As far as I remember, we just got a report card at the end of the term. Typing that just caused a sudden flashback to grade 6, where the teacher insisted that she had to put the report card envelope into our backpacks herself instead of handing them to us (apparently this would somehow prevent us from opening and reading it?) I was the only one in my class who objected to this, on the grounds that she had no right to put her hands in my backpack, not to mention her idea was stupid because I could just take it out again as soon as I left the room.

I’ll add from the vantage point of several decades later, it was in fact MY report card and I should be allowed to read it. I don’t quite recall, but I must have eventually caved because she said wouldn’t let us leave otherwise. I wish I’d held out a bit longer, because eventually she would have had to give in or she’d have gotten in trouble. My mom would have backed me on that. Wow, apparently I’m still a little mad about this. ๐Ÿคจ

Anyway, I guess the direct emails to parents are the logical extension of kids not being permitted to read their own report cards back in 1991. And I stand by my 11-year-old self’s protest.

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Kelly K · Sep 7, 2018 at 11:40 pm

This seems to be indulging helicopter parents. Let the kids breathe for crying out loud!

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Momma J Momma J · Sep 8, 2018 at 12:10 pm

This is priceless!

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Facebook apps down 25%

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:29 pm

1 in 4 Americans Really Have Deleted Facebook's App, Pew Study Finds

1 in 4 Americans Really Have Deleted Facebook’s App, Pew Study Finds

Americans have soured on Facebook in the past year, as more people come to terms with the toxic role that the social media platform plays in their lives. A new Pew Research Center survey shows that a large percentage of the population has taken extended breaks from Facebook in the past year, with 26 percent of American users saying that they’ve deleted the app from their phones completely.

Gizmodo has reached out to Facebook for comment. We’ve asked why they believe young people are deleting the Facebook app from their phones and whether it has anything to do with Facebook’s complicity in genocide. We’ll update this article when we hear back.

Oh, that very last paragraph is such a nice burn.

In other Facebook news: Facebook Sorry for Deleting Holocaust Education Post Over Photo of Nude, Starving Jewish Children

#facebook #burn

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Sep 7th, 2018 at 12:00:30 pm

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:00 pm

I don’t like to school the “Senior Chief Medical Officer” but will when needed.

#worknews

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:35 pm

I’m frequently pretty saucy to the Chief Environmental Health Officer. Everybody needs to be questioned on occasion.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:47 pm

I declare on this 7th day of September in this year of 2018 that you be whenceforth the official Chief Saucy Officer.

keamoose keamoose · Sep 7, 2018 at 12:48 pm

I humbly accept.

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Sep 7th, 2018 at 8:57:28 am

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 8:57 am

Itsy bitsy flower

The world needs you. You’re more important than you know.

#photos #flowers #boatmoses

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Sep 7th, 2018 at 8:06:21 am

tcr! · Sep 7, 2018 at 8:06 am

Yesterday evening at 6:14 PM …

Pearl the cat: Meooooow. Yooooowwwl.

Me: I see your arch-nemisis is outside. Don’t worry, he’ll leave before long.

This morning at 3:36 AM …

Pearl: Meooooow. Yooooowwwl.

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Me hurls a spare pillow into the darkness.

#cats #thestruggleisreal

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Vault Boy standing strong everyday

tcr! · Sep 6, 2018 at 6:49 pm

Vault Boy standing strong everyday

#photos #fallout #ps4

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La Vita cigars…

tcr! · Sep 6, 2018 at 10:33 am

La Vita cigars - MP4

Shall I ever reach you and your free wi-fi?

#videos #allislost

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Sep 6, 2018 at 6:06 pm

Haha! So close but so far

tcr! tcr! · Sep 6, 2018 at 6:32 pm

for sure

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Wednesday night in black and white

tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 10:22 pm

Wednesday night in black and white - MP4

#videos #wednesday

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Sep 5th, 2018 at 8:16:19 pm

tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 8:16 pm

I’ve tried to want to.

I’ve been there many times.

#thestruggleisreal

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Karly · Sep 5, 2018 at 8:25 pm

^^current situation^^

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Kelly K · Sep 6, 2018 at 2:38 pm

So, so many times!

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He might be from Singapore

tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:38 pm

Audio (MP3): 20180905 - He might be from Singapore

Guys, don’t go south on Randall Road anywhere near Route 64 in St. Charles. It’s been raining, there’s bumper-to-bumper traffic, and your life will be put on hold.

There’s also a weird cat sitting on the east sidewalk looking at me. I think he might be from Singapore. Or Elburn.

Worst still, the 7-Eleven hung up a handmade “NO LOITERING” sign. It’s in bubble letters, too. I hate bubble lettering. ๐Ÿ˜ข

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undrtow · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:45 pm

I heard there’s a coyote party there but not until later tonight.

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fleming · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm

Or Elburn???? Oh my God…I’m still laughing!!!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

sveagrabarek · Sep 5, 2018 at 6:36 pm

Probably elburn. The cats there are very shady.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:25 pm

So the rumors are true.

liz.sadigh · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:27 pm

I can confirm.

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tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:47 pm

Is the kitty ok?

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:29 pm

It was a white cat with black patches and the patches look like dents in his hide from a rough, battle scarred life. I assume he ate all the Bigfoots in his 20s, after he got out of the Cat Marines or wherever they serve.

I guess him to be in his 60s now but I still wouldn’t tangle with him. There was an open can of Hormel Chili beside him and since I didn’t see a can opener around, he must’ve opened it with his teeth. Maybe his claws, too. For leverage.

tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:47 pm

I was born and raised in the birthplace of Hormel. That chili and a can of spam will last forever. Oh and a twinkie

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hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:48 pm

The 7/11 on Randall and 64? Who loiterers at a intersection with no foot traffic? You are right. Stay. Away.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:10 pm

Oh. I’m sorry. In my haste I forgot to mention the 7-Eleven with the sign is on 64 and 17th, a few blocks east. But the one on 64 and Randall probably has a similar policy. Loiter at your own risk!

hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm

lol!

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hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 4:51 pm

Party tonight at 8. Picnic tables. 7-11. Geneva!

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:33 pm

Maybe we can get them to make a real sign!

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McGivney · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:03 pm

Gotta love traffic ๐Ÿ˜–

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:37 pm

Traffic makes me sadder and also angrier than anything else. Well, I can get pretty angry at the Target/Starbucks people who don’t know how to grind beans for a French Press. I get home and open the bag expecting to see coarsely ground beans and instead see a floury brown powder.

THIS IS NOT A GAME.

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:37 pm

So what’s really funny is that I was banned a while back from the “What’s Happening in Geneva” Facebook group for posting similar anecdotes. I was also banned from WH in St. Charles, WH in Batavia, etc. etc.

I’m glad I have a blog because you all deserve to know the real stories.

hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:39 pm

My badge of honor. Banned from Trump Facebook. Oh well. Left what’s happening in st Charles on the basis of meanness and belittling.

hodges · Sep 5, 2018 at 5:56 pm

And. You are funny.

tamaraholby · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:13 pm

You know it’s better to talked about then never noticed

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Mona · Sep 5, 2018 at 6:43 pm

You were banned because your magazine was perceived by Kevin Ketchum to be competition for his local magazines. That’s my guess anyway.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:27 pm

Yeah, I wanted to leave my magazine out of the story and keep the focus on my personal wit and charm.

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hbp · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:02 pm

This is fantastic… I’m still giggling

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 8:44 pm

Thank you!

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The Golberg · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:13 pm

Best. Post. And Stream. Of. The. Day! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

tcr! tcr! · Sep 5, 2018 at 8:45 pm

Thank you so much!

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Damien F · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:41 pm

They also don’t like to pay out on scratch offs over 20$

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DW Caputo · Sep 5, 2018 at 7:42 pm

That store sucks. Refused to give me lottery tickets because my daughter was with me. Really. WTF. SHE WASNT 21.

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