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You reach out to push the orc

tcr! · Dec 13, 2018 at 8:38 am

You reach out to push the orc

#memes #dnd

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Dec 13th, 2018 at 8:35:02 am

tcr! · Dec 13, 2018 at 8:35 am

Driving to work along the Fox River this morning and all I could think was, somebody ran over a skunk ..or.. somebody’s been smoking marijuana ..or.. there was a horrible crash involving a Heineken truck.

Don’t they all smell basically the same? πŸ€”

#meanwhile

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McNatt · Dec 13, 2018 at 8:36 am

Why yes they do!

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kiki4 · Dec 13, 2018 at 8:53 am

Yes Yes Yes!!! I have always thought that. I can’t understand how people drink Heineken. 😷

J. Sanchez · Dec 13, 2018 at 9:25 am

Kiki Curran Johnson Corona is skunky too!!

tcr! tcr! · Dec 13, 2018 at 12:53 pm

Becks is a little skunky, too

kiki4 · Dec 13, 2018 at 12:57 pm

I always hated Becks too!

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Fredericks · Dec 13, 2018 at 8:56 am

Gotta do their shirt laundry

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J. Sanchez · Dec 13, 2018 at 9:25 am

I was thinking the same thing!! But I was driving a bus so here I am scanning my bus for a student smoking!! Lol good thing I didn’t start accusing anyone!! 🀣🀣

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McIntyre 13 · Dec 13, 2018 at 9:31 am

It was a Coyote drinking a beer smoking pot on his way to the matress store. He must have hit the skunk.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 13, 2018 at 10:36 am

Mattress stores for the win!

laskowski · Dec 13, 2018 at 3:57 pm

Don’t worry, I’m sure someone took pics of the coyotes plates.

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Cross Jill · Dec 13, 2018 at 9:46 am

Yes!!!

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Clarice MM · Dec 13, 2018 at 10:27 am

Yes

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akd · Dec 13, 2018 at 10:36 am

I was thinking the same thing on my drive home early this morning! Something is wretched down there!

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Dorencz · Dec 13, 2018 at 5:15 pm

True. They do all smell alike. 🀒

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Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Dec 14, 2018 at 6:20 am

This made someone angry? Good job you ruined someone’s day with your innocent and humorous observations. Have a great day you monster.

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ron bart · Dec 14, 2018 at 7:58 am

If your beer smells like a skunk it’s bad

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ron bart · Dec 14, 2018 at 7:58 am

If your pot smells like a skunk it’s good.. LOL and there’s nothing good about a skunk

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Guadalupe’s Feast, Dec 2018 edition

tcr! · Dec 12, 2018 at 10:30 pm

Guadalupe's Feast, Dec 2018 edition

Ah hell, I didn’t even feast today. #Guadalupe is gonna be pissed.

#photos #holidaycheer

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threecrates threecrates · Dec 12, 2018 at 10:34 pm

🀣

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vaughn3 · Dec 13, 2018 at 7:06 am

And after she made all that piaya

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klaurindabrey · Dec 13, 2018 at 7:34 am

Really??

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Apples don’t fall far, peeps

tcr! · Dec 12, 2018 at 3:23 pm

Audio (MP3): 20181212 - Apples don't fall far, peeps

Apple firecracker circa July 2014
Apple firecracker, circa July 2014

Way back when… in one of the restaurants I worked at, the manager hired his son to bus tables. Nothing exciting there.

But back in the prep room the manager would rough house with the son most days. Take a boxing stance, throw half-hearted punches and jabs, smack the son’s hands when he raised them in defense.

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Momma J Momma J · Dec 14, 2018 at 8:27 pm

Agree

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Straight Outta Lotion

tcr! · Dec 12, 2018 at 8:31 am

Straight Outta Lotion

Happy Wednesday!

Source unknown.

#memes #buffalobill

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DP · Dec 12, 2018 at 9:31 am

Put the dog in the fuckin basket lady.

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tism tism · Dec 12, 2018 at 9:37 am

“Are you about a size 14?”

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edox edox · Dec 12, 2018 at 9:56 am

puts the lotion in the basket

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tcr! tcr! · Dec 12, 2018 at 2:55 pm

Sure you can use me phone!

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Cat chillin under the table

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 9:52 pm

Cat chillin under the table

#photos #cats

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LasikPlus Thanks You and Needs Your Help

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 9:03 pm

LasikPlus Thanks You and Needs Your Help

This is why I can never get my taxes done on time. I’m too busy replying to all these emails I get.

#email #helpwanted

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Unintentional White Sox day

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 7:51 pm

Unintentional matching White Sox attire

From earlier: apparently I’d unintentionally decided it was White Sox day.

⚾️ #photos #fashion

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chris_bass · Dec 12, 2018 at 8:26 pm

Go sox!

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3rd Rock marathon, day two

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 6:05 pm

3rd Rock marathon day two

#photos #tv #3rdRock πŸ“Ί πŸŒŽπŸ‘

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prokop · Dec 11, 2018 at 7:17 pm

I loved that show.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 7:55 pm

I like to have it on and pretend that Maggie and I live with Dr. Solomon and his crew.

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Hopefully Alexa will get good at remembering

tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 1:02 pm

The Role of Context in Redefining Human-Computer Interaction

The Role of Context in Redefining Human-Computer Interaction

Understanding the user’s context is key to interpreting a customer’s utterance and providing the most relevant response. Alexa is using an expanding number of contextual signals to resolve ambiguity, from personal customer context (historical activity, preferences, memory, etc.), skill context (skill ratings, categories, usage) […]

Alexa really needs to get better at remembering my “historical activity.” I ask her every night to turn off my bedroom light and 9 times out of 10 she doesn’t get it right. It’s not because she can’t turn off the light. It’s because she doesn’t remember that my bedroom light is named “Teal Room” and I ask her to power it off at roughly the same time.

Granted that’s a hard word pairing to parse, especially with my Amish accent but c’mon, powering the light off is something I do EVERY NIGHT when I go to bed.

Amusingly she never forgets that I have a fan named “The Terminator” and she ALWAYS turns that off and on.

#alexa #machinelearning

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Claire · Dec 11, 2018 at 6:49 pm

That’s really cool stuff. It reads like they are basically creating short-term and long-term memory in AI. I would be fascinated to see how they are deciding to set that up. Temporary storage of contextually relevant information would be super efficient and without the biological burden of inhibition (like we have during memory retrieval) AI would end up being the perfect listener. Ha ha.

tcr! tcr! · Dec 11, 2018 at 7:56 pm

Perfect keeper of secrets, too! I doubt if Bezos is going to let that hard won memory go. He needs it to offer the aliens when Blue Origin makes first contact.

Claire · Dec 11, 2018 at 9:07 pm

Ha! Let’s hope Jeff Bezos doesn’t give them a poor perception of humans. On second thought, a real life “Mars Attacks” would be interesting…

tcr! tcr! · Dec 12, 2018 at 2:53 pm

Really what I’d like is Alexa in my truck so she can drive me around. That’d be ftw.

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