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The horror of the fitted sheet

tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 5:16 pm

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The horror of the fitted sheet

These pillows and their corresponding cases and this sheet for fitting have all been resting comfortably on my bed in a laundry cocoon for the better part of the day.

Whenever I walk into the bedroom my heart plummets. And then I walk right back out of the bedroom.

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frantz · May 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm

I have learned that bed linen laundry day is nothing short of a full cardio workout…for I am the lover of the duvet… It’s a wonderful concept that is deceiving…a simplistic idea that is nothing short of madness. The stuffing of SIX decorative pillow shams…pure torture.

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 7:55 pm

Decorative pillow shams! The horror!

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asquared01 · May 12, 2019 at 7:24 pm

I feel you on the fitted sheet. I always get it wrong too. 😂

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bsd schwarz · May 12, 2019 at 7:32 pm

I hate making my bed but it is always worth it at the end of the day. Nevertheless……

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bsd schwarz · May 12, 2019 at 7:35 pm

Also-I pulled a crap load of dandelions yesterday. That was what was happening in my neck of the woods.

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bsd schwarz · May 12, 2019 at 7:36 pm

I like the color on your wall.

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 7:53 pm

Thank you! It’s my favorite bedroom color thus far

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A1 Hansen · May 12, 2019 at 8:09 pm

While you have the fitted sheet on the bed correctly, take a vibrant thread and needle. And stitch a little something on the corner or the elastic area. Pick one corner and do it to all the fitted sheets. Maybe pick a corner you will remember? It helps the sheets get done much faster, because I too have the same issue! Same with the USB things! I always pick the wrong end first

Patti66 · May 12, 2019 at 8:27 pm

I’m for quick- I use a permanent marker and put a “T” in the two top corners when the new sheets are on the bed.

Momma J Momma J · May 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm

Good idea! I get so frustrated!

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Mick MLG · May 12, 2019 at 8:55 pm

This is why I moved …..

tcr! tcr! · May 13, 2019 at 9:27 am

You got tired of making ya bed? I feel ya.. 😞

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Borders on C · May 12, 2019 at 10:10 pm

Pretty photo though. =)

tcr! tcr! · May 13, 2019 at 9:26 am

Thank you! Arranging pillows for a photoshoot is far more appealing that reverse engineering the Houdini escape straitjacket pillow case riddle.

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Loizzo · May 12, 2019 at 10:44 pm

If it helps, locate the tag on the fitted sheet (assuming there is one). Once you find out which orientation is correct, burn into your memory where the corner with the tag is, then always start with that corner.

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tcr! tcr! · May 13, 2019 at 9:23 am

I had never thought of marking the corner(s) of the fitted sheet but it is a brilliant plan!

I’m envisioning a pirate map of sorts with dashes leading to a treasure chest X. Ye map noting where there be sharks, and where there be safe havens, and where there be death.

And of where be ye fastest route to sailing the seas of fitted comfort.

I’ve attached a quick mockup that’s neither my bed nor my map, but you’ll get the idea. I’m a man not a cartographer.

treasure map for fitted sheet

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May 12th, 2019 at 11:32:30 am

tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 11:32 am

What day is it? The date!

Just to put this out there, May 12th was the day Kyle Reese came back to save Sarah Connor.

#terminator

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Happy Mother’s Day 2019

tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 7:00 am

Happy Mothers Day 2019

Mothers, I made you a sign for your special day. I hope it’s filled with Columbian coffees, Peruvian pastries, and Brazilian bouquets!

☕️ 🍩 💐

PS- my marquee only has so many letters.

👍 #photos #mothersday

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Irene · May 12, 2019 at 8:12 am

What a sweetheart! Thank you

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Momma J Momma J · May 12, 2019 at 10:19 am

Thank you and love you!

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 11:33 am

Love you!!

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 13, 2019 at 12:06 am

Try your sign with phonics. In a heavy Scottish brogue. Trill the r’s,,,even the ones that aren’t there.

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May 11th, 2019 at 7:43:29 pm

tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 7:43 pm

I was thinking I should get a neck tattoo. Maybe some clams in a nice white wine sauce. 🤔

#helpwanted

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 7:45 pm

You’re sick and wrong, sir.

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fiatlux423 · May 11, 2019 at 7:49 pm

Spider web

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sprout · May 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm

Do it!

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Momma J Momma J · May 11, 2019 at 8:14 pm

No no no

elaineorr · May 12, 2019 at 7:39 am

You can always tell the moms. :) Happy Mother’s Day, Jeanie.

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tam.the.terrible · May 12, 2019 at 9:26 am

never gonna give you up

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Selfie at Town House

tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 1:58 pm

Selfie at Town House

Guys, I was in Town House Books earlier today, pimping my diaries for 2018 book. They’re going to look it over and see if it’s something they want on their shelves. I even gave them my phone number.

This isn’t the kind of thing I normally do. I’m not the kind of person to venture out and put myself under any kind of spotlight. But as the saying goes: if we always do what we always did, we’ll always get what we always got.

And really, I want something more out of life than what I’ve always had… 👠

#photos #selfies #townhouse #diariesbook

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lisa8 · May 11, 2019 at 11:27 pm

Nothing ventured…nothing gained. Gotta shine your light baby!! !🤜🤛 🦋

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 11:34 am

🔦🎉🎉

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elaineorr · May 12, 2019 at 7:37 am

It’s a very good book.

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 11:34 am

Thank you! 🙏

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Weed Eater Seuss

tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 10:33 am

Weed Eater Seuss

Ah, the Saturday ✂️🌿

#photos #homeimprovement

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 1:04 pm

Is that a weedeater?

tcr! tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 1:05 pm

It is! First time I got him out this year 😁

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 1:06 pm

Had his work cut out for him?

tcr! tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 1:11 pm

Yep, even had to use him in the yard in spots because the grass was too high to mow. “Last call” is in my DNA.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 1:11 pm

Atta boy!

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 1:13 pm

It’s raining cats and cats down here. Was the grass wet?

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 1:36 pm

Your book just came in the mail. The mail man that I scared one day when I was drunk. He didn’t look happy in the rain. I’m gonna tuck into that sonofagun trectly!

tcr! tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 3:50 pm

USPS said you wouldn’t get it until it the 13th. Glad it came early for you!

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 4:51 pm

This was the U.S. mail. He’s not happy with me. After reading what you wrote about the steps I feel like I might need to talk to him. But he was pounding on my door while I was tryiing to sleep and I left a note. I can’t decide…I guess I’ll shoot him.

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 2:53 pm

Why does he pound on yer door? Is he sweet on you or your cats?

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 12, 2019 at 3:28 pm

I wouldn’t judge him to be sweet on pussy. Elaine receives many things that need signed for. The book yesterday? I don’t know why he brought it to the door. The usual explanation would be the required signature but he just dropped it inside the screen door. Almost everything he drops off and doesn’t wait for me to sign but that’s probably because of the aforementioned fright he caught from me.

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 2:16 pm

and then there was that one time I was in a hornets nest of thought and I opened FB and Tcr Bang was there just like a prescription. And then the book arrived. I could have used the opportunity to clear the air with the Federales but I’m not Ghandi. Thanks T. I really like the Jimi character.

tcr! tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 3:51 pm

You are most welcome. PS- Jimi is one of the heroes in the book. 👑

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 11, 2019 at 4:55 pm

I should have used a shit eating grin emoji. I hope you could hear my chagrin. I’m not anyone’s role model.

tcr! tcr! · May 12, 2019 at 6:34 am

“There is good in him. I’ve felt it.”

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May 10th, 2019 at 10:50:29 pm

tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 10:50 pm

Me: Alexa, play people humming.

Alexa: Hmm, I cant find the song “people humping.”

Sara: 😅😂🤣

#alexa

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tcr! tcr! · May 11, 2019 at 7:46 am

We finally settled on Coffee for Communists ☕️ last night 👍

Coffee for Communists

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Two of my diaries 2018 books

tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:00 pm

Two of my diaries 2018 books

Guys, I got two of my diaries 2018 books left here before the next shipment comes in.

Who wants them? Use promo code DIARIES18 and you’ll get fucking 20% off.

Mother’s Day is Sunday. You know your mom wants one of my books, specially inscripted just for her. I’ll totally do that. And I’ll draw a couple of tiny hearts, too.

#diariesbook #forsale

Get the diaries for 2018 book

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tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:13 pm

PS- those are some gnarly clouds behind me. Happy Friday!

Gnarly clouds and blue skies

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marney0160 marney0160 · May 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm

I already have my copy thanks. It arrived yesterday!

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:15 pm

Hurray! Lemme see.

marney0160 marney0160 · May 10, 2019 at 6:22 pm

marney0160 diaries 2018 book

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:23 pm

👍👍👍

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ahendrix · May 10, 2019 at 6:23 pm

How could I purchase said book?

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:25 pm

There’s a link in my post, click that dude ..or.. you can search for “tcr diaries for 2018” on Amazon. They got it, too!

ahendrix · May 10, 2019 at 6:40 pm

Got it!! I’m excited!

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm

YES!!! You’re awesome 😎

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theotherme102 · May 10, 2019 at 6:53 pm

😍👌😍! On my insta story please answer me what is the best thing you have ever done for your mother/mom! I will feature it! ❤️

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm

NO WAY ⭐️

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This is how I feed my cats after work

tcr! · May 9, 2019 at 4:45 pm

This is how I feed my cats after work

This is how I feed my cats after work - MP4

#videos #cats

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The Bible, second edition

tcr! · May 9, 2019 at 1:52 pm

So Amazon lets me quote reputable sources if they’ve added their review elsewhere.

I was thinking of adding this to my diaries 2018 book:

the Bible second edition

#amazon #diariesbook #forsale

Get the diaries for 2018 book

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