Park district websites are worse than school websites…🙄

I’d rather someone just hit my fingers with a hammer than try to find and register Maggie for a summer camp.

#allislost

Audio (MP3): 20170517 - Like a june bug

Video (MP4): 20170517 - Like a june bug

I’m not psychic but my anxiety tells me that I am. Usually when “I know” someone’s up to no good (without any evidence), they’re not.

It’s the shit from left field that I’m not expecting that zaps my serenity. As an example: when you say happy Mother’s Day and you get the cold shoulder. Not what I was expecting.^[1]

Best thing for me to do when my ESP flares up is just to keep my mouth shut. Let things play out without interfering. Stomping down the wrong path because “I know” turns me into that person who’s up to no good.^[2]

I can deal with the zappers^[3] because when I’m being the best me that I can, I know the cold shoulders aren’t about me. It might take me a few minutes to find my spiritual footing and regain my truth but it’s there if I cosmic pause and look for it.

I can also be a little more wary of those people who are legitimately known to be up to no good. No reason to be casting the pearls. People can be careless and reckless. I needn’t let them spoil my fun.

I shouldn’t spoil my own fun either.

#anxiety #protip #diariespodcast #diariesvideo

1. Ya, expectations 🙄 ↑

2. Jello Biafra once sang, ”your emotions make you a monster.” Ain’t that the truth. ↑

3. metaphoric electrocutor traps ↑

My true hope is that he’s not ousted but just resigns.

#politics #trump

Peeps, here’s your burning-deep-inside-my-brain Sunday after 5 jam.

Looking back through old photos to find one of Momma J. and I for Mother’s Day, I was thinking of that whole time period from 1989 to 1990 and all the nutty stuff I did. I miss the reckless abandon, complete disregard for public safety, and all that but there’s no way I’d ever wanna go through being a teenager again. Not knowing my ass from a hubcap.

When thinking about different eras it’s hard not think of the music, too. This song came out in late 1989 and prob the only one of his I can sing word for word. Because girls are hard. 😉

#musicvideos #alicecooper

Barry Manilow Cancels Chicago Performance

Barry Manilow has canceled his upcoming concert in Chicago.

The legendary singer-songwriter was scheduled to perform at Allstate Arena in Rosemont on Wednesday, but revealed in a Facebook post that the show will not go on as he focuses on his health.

• Social Media Reacts to Barry Manilow Sexuality Revelation

GOTDAM it Barry, this is what the world needed right now…

#barrymanilow

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom EVER, to the one who put up with me when I had hair like this ❤️

#photos #mothersday #mommaj

😢 #photos #cake #allislost

Often times when I’m not interested in what the mailman puts in my mailbox, I just put it back.

#usps #lifechoices

#photos #trees

I would totally work at American Science & Surplus if I could cover my end.

#photos #sciencesurplus