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tcr!
· Aug 1, 2017 at 5:42 pm
When it’s been a long day the mouth filter slips down an inch or so more and I tend to start talk before thinking.
As an example… Less than an hour ago I told the Starbucks lady to “hustle” while she was grinding my coffee beans.
I may not have been joking. Maggie may have been mortified.
If you’ve never been mortified in my presence we haven’t hung out nearly enough.
tcr!
· Aug 1, 2017 at 7:20 am
A spidery, pinwheel of a moon flower from yesterday.
I learned ya gotta be quick to get them in this position. Happy, Tues peeps!
tcr!
· Jul 29, 2017 at 11:17 am
I think this is a hibiscus flower but most of the time I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.
tcr!
· Jul 28, 2017 at 8:38 am
Me: Listen dumbasses, you already broke one plant today. I don’t need your help watering the others.
Cats: 🤔
tcr!
· Jul 28, 2017 at 9:09 am
Surely mannequins would be easier roommates
jimi hindrance experience
· Jul 29, 2017 at 9:02 am
Easier than your dogs or other roommates?
tcr!
· Aug 1, 2017 at 7:07 am
Than the doggos 😊
Them doggies are gon be the death of me.
tcr!
· Jul 27, 2017 at 12:14 pm
How creepy would it be to have 2-3 mannequins just hanging out in my dining room?
tcr!
· Jul 27, 2017 at 1:17 pm
Ok, so my search on Amazon is returning borderline absurd for your basic department store mannequin.
Set of 2, 4 nipples total:
https://smile.amazon.com/Only-Mannequins-Female-Hanging-White/dp/B00HHEND2Y/
Egghead with enlarged groin:
https://smile.amazon.com/Durable-Plastic-Abstract-Mannequin-Movable/dp/B00JLYEYIK/
Headless tree yogi:
https://smile.amazon.com/Newtech-Display-MAF-A1-YOGA1-BL-Mannequin/dp/B010S5YF7U/
Disgruntle who may or may not be taking a dump in their robot diaper:
https://smile.amazon.com/Prestan-Infant-CPR-AED-Manikin-Monitor/dp/B00AXOWLPU/
So my question now is where does one find a mannequin like they used to have at K-mart when I was a kid?
tcr!
· Jul 27, 2017 at 9:11 am
jimi hindrance experience
· Jul 29, 2017 at 9:03 am
GD! Those are some bigass blooms. Remind me of “mother” in The Wall.
tcr!
· Aug 1, 2017 at 7:19 am
Haha! Yep.
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It’s hard to mortify me.
That’s the right answer 😉
My mom always accused us kids of mortifying her. We were guilty of ignorance of things she should have taught us and she was guilty of not packing for the guilt trip.
Talk about mortifying? It has been well documented in these pages about the time mom got shit faced drunk in the middle of the afternoon at the Country Club, on a weekday, and drove a station wagon full of kids home. Ran a red light. The guy she almost creamed followed us home and screamed at mom from the bottom of the driveway and somebody called the old man. He comes home from work. Tells me, “Don’t let her leave!” I’d of been mortified if I’d known what it was. Instead, i disassociated myself from the whole affair. Didn’t come up for air until approx 1983. Disassociation is a neat trick, but it has side effects.
Disassociation — the cool kids shouldn’t know of this magic as much as they do. I have too many stories, none I’d like to ever write down.
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