Around 4:30pm…
Me: Maggie, your friend can spend the night but she needs to leave and come back around 6pm. Then we can eat dinner, you can pick up a little, and stuff.
Maggie’s friend: Should I leave now?
Me: Umm, yeah.
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· Oct 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Around 4:30pm…
Me: Maggie, your friend can spend the night but she needs to leave and come back around 6pm. Then we can eat dinner, you can pick up a little, and stuff.
Maggie’s friend: Should I leave now?
Me: Umm, yeah.
tcr!
· Oct 4, 2013 at 9:05 am
Starting the day with an empty trash can is a “plan for delight.”
tcr!
· Oct 3, 2013 at 8:00 am
I was totally busted driving to work singing Heart and Soul by Huey Lewis a few minutes ago. I refuse to feel shame.
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2013 at 8:29 pm
After a few weeks of not having a chorus, I finally came up with one. Hopefully it doesn’t sound like I’m ripping somebody else off.
tcr!
· Oct 2, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Dude, I gotta poop. I don’t wanna clean the damn toilet first.
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