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tcr!
· May 17, 2015 at 11:07 am
I just touched my oatmeal with my bare hands, #LIKEANANIMAL
keamoose
· May 17, 2015 at 2:29 pm
But did you roll in it? My kitten used to roll in his oatmeal. THAT’S WHAT ANIMALS DO.
tcr!
· May 17, 2015 at 4:01 pm
“Cows in the hole” as I never say.
keamoose
· May 17, 2015 at 8:26 pm
Or, as I learned on the internet: If there were two cows in the hole, those two cows would collectively be Edgar. Like the Borg. Because Edgar is the one in the hole.
I suspect it’s a Zen thing.
tcr!
· May 18, 2015 at 8:24 am
It’s hard to find these gems in Minecraft but they are out there.
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Ryan had set for the lads and led another cow into his house by growing wheat and using it to lead the cow into the hole. After much confusion, Ryan explained and said “Look, you don’t understand, Edgar is the one in the hole.” Ryan’s sentiment implied that Edgar was never a specific cow, but any cow in the hole.
http://roosterteeth.wikia.com/wiki/Edgar_the_Cow
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Given the day, rooster teeth will play.
keamoose
· May 18, 2015 at 11:20 am
You know what’s weird? The oatmeal-cat? His name actually is Edgar. I think the comment string has collapsed in on itself.
tcr!
· May 18, 2015 at 11:23 am
Fell in that damn hole with the other cow-ments.
tcr!
· May 17, 2015 at 10:14 am
The trap-jaw ant has a won notorious reputation in the insect kingdom for its super-strong, spring-loaded mandibles, which it uses to crush prey with ease and defend its nests.
However, a new study, reported in PLOS ONE, has revealed a whole new use for its impressive jaws: flinging itself out of “death traps” set by predators.
Research carried out by Fredrick Larabee and Andrew Suarez, entomologists from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, compounds earlier findings from 2006, which showed that trap-jaw ants could use their lightning-fast mouths for “ballistic jaw propulsion”—in short, opening their jaws to 180 degrees before snapping them shut at 140 miles per hour.
More scientific evidence that mouths are for more than just eating.
See also: Dragged itself around by its teeth.
tcr!
· May 17, 2015 at 6:50 am
I actually took this yesterday afternoon at Gardenology but it seems fitting for right now.
Turtles always remind me of old men. Might be the wrinkly necks.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm
turtles are tied with kangaroo and penguin. there’s some other contenders, but they’re all monkeys.
i like ceasar salad dressing the best.
tcr!
· May 18, 2015 at 8:30 am
Oh Crouton, Crouton, wherefore art thou Crouton?
tcr!
· May 16, 2015 at 2:25 pm
keamoose
· May 17, 2015 at 2:26 pm
They sound like ass-kicking fairies.
tcr!
· May 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
They probably are.
tcr!
· May 16, 2015 at 7:27 am
A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. He pleaded guilty on Monday to first-degree manslaughter.
Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff’s Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.
Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he ‘grabbed St. Clair’s underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.’
No sentencing date mentioned.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm
i’ve had my fun with this. TRUTH SO MUCH stranger than fiction.
tcr!
· May 16, 2015 at 7:18 am
Why do people in horror movies never act like they’ve seen a horror movie?
Deep thoughts on this Saturday morning.
keamoose
· May 16, 2015 at 9:53 am
It’s easier if you just pretend all movies are sci-fi: horror movies take place in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm
the original “Deep Thoughts”
maybe mankind was meant to be two words, man and kind.
you kinda had to be there, but SNL used to be funny.
tcr!
· May 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm
Peeps, these might be the most adorable, little flowers you ever see.
If I was a little pixie girl, I would totally wear one as a hat.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 16, 2015 at 10:13 am
it’s her skirt, i think. aren’t these blue belles, only white?
tism
· May 16, 2015 at 12:23 pm
I see them as little plastic wigs. About to be placed on generic plastic bald doll heads.
Giant metal machines on the assembly line working.
Moulded plastic bodies held by robotic clamps, shuttling along. Stopping only a brief second to receive it’s hairdo.
Precisely.
Coffee sparks my neurons.
jimi hindrance experience
· May 16, 2015 at 2:00 pm
elo says “lillies of the valley”. definitively. end of subject. jimihindrance, you’re drunkandstoptalkingaboutthis.
keamoose
· May 16, 2015 at 4:42 pm
It’s the ghosts of a bunch of grapes, forever joined by a ghostly vine.
tcr!
· May 17, 2015 at 6:59 am
I think you’re all right. They can also be used as a serving dish for pumpkin soup when flipped upside.
Flowers that hang upside down are my most favorite. They seem modestly bashful.
tcr!
· May 15, 2015 at 5:00 pm
I suppose I should get of my jammas if I’m going to take Maggie over to her friend’s house.
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