Man pleads guilty to killing his stepfather with an atomic wedgie

A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. He pleaded guilty on Monday to first-degree manslaughter.

Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight at a residence just east of Oklahoma City, the Pottawatomie County Sheriff’s Office said in an arrest affidavit obtained on Wednesday.

Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he ‘grabbed St. Clair’s underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.’

No sentencing date mentioned.

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Meth lab found inside Walmart restroom in Indiana

MUNCIE, Ind. — Police found a meth lab inside a Walmart restroom in Muncie, Ind., on Thursday night.

Employees called police at about 11:30 p.m. after discovering a suspicious backpack in the men’s restroom, according to WXIN. When troopers arrived, they found an active meth lab inside the backpack.

Investigators dismantled the lab and removed the chemicals from the store.

Police said the men’s and women’s restrooms would have to be thoroughly decontaminated before being reopened to customers.

Investigators are still working to identify the person who left the backpack inside the restroom.

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Suspect Turns Himself In After Facebook Exchange With Sheriff’s Office

The Butler County Sheriff’s Office posted an alert on Facebook Tuesday about Andrew Dale Marcum, 21, who was wanted on a range of charges, including burglary (safe-cracking), abduction, assault and domestic violence.

Residents commented on the post. So did Marcum, apparently.

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Police: Man lit joint, undressed, and defecated inside police station

UPPER DARBY, Pa. (WPVI) — An Upper Darby man is facing charges after allegedly walking into a police station and lighting up a joint, then undressing, defecating on the floor, then smearing his waste on the walls.

It was around 11:30 a.m. Sunday when police say 33-year-old Carlen Higgs walked into the Upper Darby police station talking gibberish.

He then allegedly sat down in the station lobby and lit up a marijuana cigarette.

Higgs was then arrested and placed in a holding cell.

While in the cell, police say, he took off all of his clothes, defecated on the floor and then wiped his waste on the walls.

Higgs was taken to a mental health facility where it was determined that he was high on drugs.

He is now charged with possession of an illegal drug and disorderly conduct.

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You Can’t Just Walk Around Masturbating in Public, Swedish People | VICE United States

Last week, the Swedish newspaper Mitt i Stockholm reported on a sexual assault case brought against a 65-year-old man who had been seen touching himself on a local beach. Weirdly, he’d been acquitted because “the masturbation wasn’t directed or aimed at any specific person.” No one seems to know what the man was looking at while he pumped away at his groin—the horizon? An empty boat? A gull—but nevertheless, over the weekend, the story started to ooze its way out to international media outlets.

When the English-language Swedish news website the Local picked up the story, however, something was lost in translation—they messed up one of the quotes given to Mitt i Stockholm by the case’s wonderfully named public prosecutor, Olof Vrethammar.

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