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Just checking in on the robot vacuum while grocery shopping at Super Target. He might be dead by the time I get home.

In other news I just overheard this in the check aisle:

“Do you know who’s been trying to talk to me on Snapchat? Kevin. 🙄 He keeps messaging ‘lolololol’ OMG.”

Fucking Kevin.

#robotvacuum #OH

I felt kinda silly buying a robot vacuum but it’s seriously been one of the best buys I’ve ever made on a whim. It’s in the basement, in the dark, tackling the cat hair. 🤖 🐈

#meanwhile #robotvacuum

Best thing ever. Where else would I watch Star Trek Voyager at 10 o’clock on a Saturday night?

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Movie wasn’t bad but I think Maggie and I both could’ve done with seeing it at home.

Something to do on a Saturday night, though.

🍿🎥 #photos #maggie #selfies

Yesterday’s visit to Town House to see Jocelyn ended pretty well. Just look at this goodness.

Maggie had the strawberry cheesecake.

Sara and I split the apple raspberry crisp.

#photos #townhouse #goodeats

I have just now replaced all the smoke detectors in my house. There’s brand new ones on each floor with new batteries. 💪

Looks like my NASA engineer training paid off after all.

#homeimprovement

Audio (MP3): 20171111 - Can I spray paint my couch?

Well, I guess there’s nothing that would actually stop me but what are the pros and cons? The ebbs and flows? The ups and downs of such a Jackson Pollock maneuver? Granted he used brushes and had more of a splatter/drip/drop technique with the reds and the blues and the blacks. Also, in his most delightful biographical movie, starring Ed Harris, Pollock did in fact urinate in someone’s fireplace. Which of course I would never do. But still, this isn’t the kind of painting operation your average Home Goods shopper thinks about, let alone strongly considers.

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…on a Friday afternoon is the best. And you guys are the best. And I’m probably the best, too. 😉

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Audio (MP3): 20171110 - Doing more, more, more

Back when I was drinking I wasn’t enough. Inside. I wanted something, anything to tell me that I was. And one of those things I wanted, probably the biggest was “more.”

Not just more drinking but more “doing”, too. Constantly feeling on the go, I got this to do and that to do. Doing more, wanting more. More, more, more.

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