So I was rockin’ out to Katy Perry (shut up) on my way to get Maggie and the next song that comes on is Don Henley something or other. And I’m like “Henley get the hell outta my truck.”
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tcr!
· Sep 18, 2013 at 4:40 pm
So I was rockin’ out to Katy Perry (shut up) on my way to get Maggie and the next song that comes on is Don Henley something or other. And I’m like “Henley get the hell outta my truck.”
tcr!
· Sep 18, 2013 at 10:59 am
Found this in an email thread..
“Please find a link to the HTML version of the website page. Our vendor apparently didn’t use Excel to build the site, so I’m hoping this will work.”
Yeah, because most web developers build pages with Excel or another spreadsheet app.
tcr!
· Sep 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm
Happy Friday the 13th. Get your machete on.
tcr!
· Sep 8, 2013 at 10:31 pm
My first song with Apple’s Garage Band app. It’s just loops.
I didn’t play any of the instruments, just assembled everything in the right spot.
tcr!
· Jul 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm
Even though my truck doesn’t have air conditioning, I like driving around on a sunny day at lunchtime with my windows down, blasting Stevie Nicks.
tcr!
· Jul 17, 2013 at 8:47 am
He lives in his own heaven, collects it to go from the seven eleven.
Well, he’s out all night to collect a fare.
Just as long, just as long it don’t mess up his hair
tcr!
· Jul 15, 2013 at 6:53 pm
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying.’ And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did.’”
— Jack Handey
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