Sara gave Maggie this rose on Sunday 🌹♥️ Because she’s the best.

Well, they’re both the best!

#photos #flowers

Peeps, I love piano that kicks in around 45 seconds so much.

ZHU’s gonna be at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago come October. 🎧

Also plenty more videos on the official site: zhumusic.com →

#musicvideos #ZHU

Peeps, wearing these sunglasses this evening made me kinda feel like I was from the future. I got them in 2003 or 2004 and this very well may be the first time I’ve ever worn them outside. Of course at one point I was drunk for 10 years so my memory from those years isn’t the best.

I should probably put them back on the shelf for another 14 years lest something bad happen to them.

#photos #selfies #fashion

Audio (MP3): 20180709 - Within a 10 block radius

So this past weekend I pulled into the gas station to get some supplies. It’s the weekend and it’s sunny so the gas station is plum full of cars. I pull up close to the building in an empty spot. It wasn’t an official parking spot but gas stations are free-for-alls when they’re busy. One guy had even parked right in front of entrance to the gas station so whatever.

I go in and get my supplies, wait in line for 10 minutes while Aunt Loretta picks out her Powerball numbers. My favorite thing.

Also, before I say anymore, don’t make this about you. Because it’s not.

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Audio (MP3): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket

Video (MP4): 20180708 - You cannot unbutton this jacket

Wherein fate is a miserable state, part 1 of 3.

Rivers want to roll downhill. You can put a dam up and stop their flow but their destination won’t change. They all dump into the sea. And eventually your dam will give out and then you or somebody else will build another dam but yet, still the river flows downhill. With all man’s technological marvel, water is what it is.

That’s abstract and non-personal but also a good pre-game show.

Because then there was that one time we were leaving a neighborhood Christmas party. As I’m walking down the sidewalk with family in tow, I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I saw it coming like a slow motion horror flick. Time slowed to a near stand still and the whole audience screamed, “don’t go down there!!” But then I kept going toward certain doom anyway and gravity did its thing.

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It’s sunny, it’s Saturday, it’s spectacular.

#photos #flowers

Guys, I doubt if the “MINOR HOLIDAY Double bucket sale” at Super Target will last long.

Get yours before they’re gone.

#photos #target #july4th

❤️ #photos #sara

At one time I was too cool for sunsets. Glad I’m not a moron anymore 😊

#photos #sunsets

9:45 am: Fearless Leader wanted to have a team meeting with him, myself, and the only other guy in the office today.

10:10 am: The other guy had to run home for a minute. He said he’d be back in half an hour or less.

10:30 am: Fearless Leader comes out of his office and says authoritatively, “let’s wait until he gets back to meet.”

10:31 am: In my head I say, “yeah having a team meeting with only two people when the other guy will be back in 10 minutes makes perfect sense.”

People seriously waste oxygen and other precious resources just by talking nonsense.

#worknews