Don Cheadle summed it up best: “Maybe she recognized you and smelled the sulfur.”
She might not be the devil, but she works for him.
She’s hateful and mean-spirited.
And she’s a man.

Bring out the GIMP!!

Holy bee-jee-bus that’s a lot of damn dirty apes 🦍

That’s the spirit! 😁

Thankies. I’m going later on. I saw all 5 originals on a summer afternoon at the theater in Ottumwa.

In related news…

Yep, he’s 71 and due to be fed ham balls at noon.

Hahahaha! 😅😅

Carrot convicted. Capital punishment commencing.

Donald Trump: “Nobody knows.”

Letterman is actually approaching it from a very civilized and professional viewpoint. Let’s get him in a home. Not talking about putting him in jail or a guillotine. Just a home for befuddled seniors who’ve lost their way. They’ll take good care of him.

Unfortunately, I’m being completely serious.
They take good care of my mom at Good Samaritan.

this pic always embarrasses me. i was in ? on a mission and had to pack in a hurry. next thing i knew the paparazzi were on me and i was half drunk and my hair all up in a pony…

Don’t say carcass at a funeral.
Sarcophagus may used sparingly, but try to use common sense and manners. Don’t go liftin’ up any gd sheets to measure anything and discussion of odor should be kept to a bare minimum and only in scientific terms.
an’ of course the sheriff wanted to know who started the fire and there’s no tellin’ these people that these things happen an’ who has time to apply an’ pay for a license to manufacture an’ distribute distilled spirit???

I bet I could wrip it off the wall if I used 2 hand
i’m a beast

Come on Travie!

That’s a good point.. WWIII is most likely going on right now.

commentary is crucial.

The great insult [and of course nobody that I need to say this to is reading this but I’ve a got job to worry about so I rant to those who already know] is that he thought that being rich qualified him for the job. INCREDIBLY INSULTING. No amount of exposing his stupidity, lies and ignorance are ever going to be enough. I’m still struck by the first few days after the election and again after the inauguration. One picture paints a thousand words and the man obviously did not expect to win and HAD NO PLAN. He didn’t have a cabinet already picked out and ready to hit the ground running. Even after November until he took office, he didn’t have the spots filled. Don’t get me wrong, the lists delineating the lies are important and maybe the best way to deal with this little sociopath, but a little commentary is necessary too and it could rhyme.

At best, he’s using Reagan’s and Bush’s leftovers. Trickle Down?! AreYouFuckingKiddingME? It didn’t work. Ever. At all. Ask people from 52501 when the economy took a permanent turn downward. The only people who were fans of the Reagan years were the people who were already rich. I have no doubt that some of those guys were OK to golf with their domestic policies resembled Vlad the Impaler. And their foreign policy started WWIII.

To quote Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band:

I was sitting in my living room
watching my TV
When I finally realized
It was WWIII!

Fat Charlie the Archangel
sloped into the room….
—-Crazy Love, Vol. II by Paul Simon

Fat Charlie’s life is on fire at approx 1:50.

My life has been in flames more times than I care to think about it. Fall down 7 times get up 8. ❤️