“Named but not indicted” is a way of fucking with people. St. Louis, one of the original cities included in the American mafia, has a long history of organized crime. I don’t know and have no opinion on if the story is true. The players on the Cardinals have historically played better, based on the statistics of wins and losses.
The Chicago Cubs have historically been involved in abuse of the livestock, based on journalism and hearsay.

I used to play this theme on my guitar when I was in high school. Because I’m dark like that.

This is another good one…

http://newsthump.com/2012/05/10/north-carolina-votes-to-maintain-sanctity-of-cousins-marrying/

Especially…

“Of course, I chose to ignore the bit in Timothy 2:12 which says ‘no woman should have permission to teach’, as I would have had to stay home otherwise.”

Seems there’s a lot of that goin’ round. This got me.

http://newsthump.com/2015/06/11/australian-couple-to-kill-own-children-if-gays-are-allowed-to-adopt/

Moments later: I only have 30 lives!

You’d think an omnipotent being would be able to guess what show you want to watch. I suspect he’s just being an ass.

It seemed really, really plausible, especially given some of the ones that ARE real.

I do love the hell outta these boys.

It wouldn’t surprise me if the Onion found it out in the trash behind the Arizona State Capitol building in Phoenix.

PS- They got me. I thought it was real when I first saw the headline on another site.

Q must lead the Fire TV Voice Search department. :D

Somewhere, somebody is using that article as reference material to draft a real bill.

Is there a John Luck Pickerd here?

Dr. Lecter was not a villian. He was the hero of those stories. I’ve read each and saw all incarnations of the movies.
Dr. Lecter was performing a community service when he committed what so many call his “crimes”.
:)
I’ve never understood people who place this kind of story under “horror”. I don’t think I’m splitting hairs when I say that thriller is more accurate. I’m sensitive about the good Dr., who is one of my favorite characters in literature. I place him alongside Atticus Finch, and real life hero Jonas Salk.
Take an afternoon and read some Jim Thompson, and the world will make more sense.

Commenting should be faster, too, now that their corresponding emails are queued for delivery.

hahahaa!

I’m holding out for “DWARF RAPES UFO; FLEES ON NUN”.

Looks like a cookie wrapper but was actually a set of Allen wrenches. :D

That headline is the best thing I’ve read all week.

This is absolutely no shit:
There is a novel about these guys. It’s called, “Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees In UFO!” It’s about a New York paper, (thinly disguised NY Post) and they age of the Headline. I still have it. It came up in conversation at the book club at the Kennedy Library book club in Muncie. It did me good to know there are others like me out there.

i’ve never been able to forgive her for stealing my dance moves. it was just mean.
oh, i love it. will look for more.