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Blog Comments · page 231

Commenting on In other news: Blinkenlights

tism tism · Feb 18, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Why do I immediately think of Lucifer from the original Battlestar Galactica?


Commenting on New disturbing farm people

tcr! tcr! · Feb 16, 2014 at 5:13 pm

General observations:

1. the back row women are taller than the men
2. the states-man is holding a pony leg in his right hand
3. the hoe-master is not wearing shoes but tucks in shirt
4. the urine-maid is an albino or a ghost


Commenting on Glass record album cutting board

tcr! tcr! · Feb 16, 2014 at 3:25 pm

The B-side only has rubber feet.


Commenting on Glass record album cutting board

keamoose keamoose · Feb 16, 2014 at 12:41 pm

Is there a carrot on the B-side?


Commenting on In "I'm tired of working" news, this..

keamoose keamoose · Feb 15, 2014 at 11:27 pm

That sounds pretty cool. Maybe next year, when it's not all cowboys… :)


Commenting on Glass record album cutting board

tism tism · Feb 15, 2014 at 11:07 pm

Sweet! …and on the Tomato label too.


Commenting on In "I'm tired of working" news, this..

tcr! tcr! · Feb 14, 2014 at 2:29 pm

There's always this .. http://windycitypulpandpaper.com/ .. ;-)

The downside is that this year they're featuring cowboys.


Commenting on In "I'm tired of working" news, this..

keamoose keamoose · Feb 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm

"A weird and deadly crew". Weird first, deadly second. Priorities.
I've never really gotten into reading comic books, but I love the art style.


Commenting on "it's just plain fun for the cat"

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:26 am

suffice to say that god in her infinite jest will sort 'em out


Commenting on "it's just plain fun for the cat"

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:25 am

Bungle in the Jungle by Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull

(methinks Ian cribbed a few lines of Blake)

"Bungle In The Jungle"

Walking through forests of palm tree apartments —-
scoff at the monkeys who live in their dark tents
down by the waterhole —- drunk every Friday —-
eating their nuts —- saving their raisins for Sunday.
Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows —-
they're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows.

Let's bungle in the jungle —- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

Just say a word and the boys will be right there:
with claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
I'll write on your tombstone, “I thank you for dinner.''
This game that we animals play is a winner.

Let's bungle in the jungle —- well, that's all right by me.
I'm a tiger when I want love,
but I'm a snake if we disagree.

The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
and He who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
He's a lover of life but a player of pawns —-
yes, the King on His sunset lies waiting for dawn
to light up His Jungle
as play is resumed.
The monkeys seem willing to strike up the tune.


Commenting on "it's just plain fun for the cat"

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 13, 2014 at 12:21 am

The Tyger
BY WILLIAM BLAKE

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?


Commenting on Bill O'Reilly -- WWE turd

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 5, 2014 at 7:45 am

bill o'reilly is the biggest turd fondler in the business. maybe tied for first place with W. that's all.


Commenting on Old Star Wars Photos Courtesy of Chewbacca

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Feb 4, 2014 at 7:40 am

yeah, the princess was hot!


Commenting on Get the Outta Here Bieber

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 31, 2014 at 11:36 pm

i've even gone to looking for the official douche bonnet. the contenders usually are on the hat of a man, but women and children aren't exempt.
i'll post potential noms.


Commenting on Get the Outta Here Bieber

tcr! tcr! · Jan 31, 2014 at 4:54 pm

I've been saying "douche bonnet in the car now instead of my go-to "fuck tard."


Commenting on Coming Undone by Korn

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 30, 2014 at 12:30 am

i am pleasantly surprised.


Commenting on Disney Princesses - Before and After

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 30, 2014 at 12:29 am

nic cage made me laugh


Commenting on Get the Outta Here Bieber

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 30, 2014 at 12:14 am

His twatness is exceeded only by his Douche Bonnetry. I invented Douche Bonnet quite by accident one day on the interstate. The people who wouldn't drive to suit me were open game for my derision and I heard myself say "Douche Bonnet" when I meant Douche Bag.
Bonnetry was born and remains an active label for those predisposed to acting out their twatiness in my direction or vicinity.


Commenting on Get the Outta Here Bieber

tism tism · Jan 29, 2014 at 6:26 pm

Don't send that twat back here!!


Commenting on Jan 28th, 2014 at 6:32:40 pm

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 29, 2014 at 8:05 am

yeah, "i got nothing" happen too much