holy jeezus@!!!

i love Reese's. it's a sacrament.

ist thou speaking of me?!?! lmao.
if you are, that's ok,
*"you'd be arrogant too if you were me"
*jimithesaint

Very nice indeed t.

He was like "I wonder what it feels like to whack off for real" Looks like the brains really are in the Johnson.

yeah…
in spite of all the trouble me and walter have got ourselves into, i can't see severing the relationship.
i am at work. pretty soon, when i am drunk, i will be laughing so hard. the line:
"no going back after you cut off your own penis", is a showstopper. finis. no mas. turn out the lights. piss on the fire, er, wait a sec…maybe that last one won't work anymore.

Maybe it wasn’t an intentional.

Maybe he was standing too close to one of those art paper cutters.

And then afterward he was all like, “Oh hell no, I ain’t livin' like dis.”

wonderful stuff

sgc: "all i ever wanted to be was pretty"

What if it was badly dubbed instead? Like a Wookiee version of the Godzilla movies?

Thanks for the mental image of snooty French Wookiees…

Also a "French Wookiee" has got to be a euphemism for something.

Not a bad story line so long the audience is provided with universal translators. I HATE SUB-TITLES. Those snooty French are always trying to sneak them into their films.

Episode VIII: Chewbacca as an elderly wookiee master, training a young wookiee Skywalker. All dialogue in Wookieespeak, with subtitles. "Rowr ahragh awf ahraroww rowh rohngr grgrff rf rf."

Change headphones to headset and you have my feelings exactly.

w00t!! Now that the Walk Dead is over until the fall, I'm stoked to have another series fill it's spot. We binged the first two seasons of Thrones in a week and took in the third as it came out.

Brienne has got to my favorite character .. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brienne_of_Tarth

"Bieb-hole"

Thrones start on Sunday!!…Thrones start on Sunday!! :-)

LOVED it.

yes, i understood. i was just saying i'm crushing on franka.

"watch in bed?" — meaning that I would watch them in bed on DVD or something as opposed to spending money to go to the movies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franka_Potente

you probably didn't know, but in a period when i wasn't communicating with you very much, i was hanging out with a buddy who like the NIN. i was getting high, etc, and we watched a NIN concert video.

this parody was so spot on. i wouldn't have been able to tell the difference.

watch in bed?

i loved jason bourne's girlfriend in the first one with matt damon. i can't remember her name or place her in anything else but she needs me desperately.

i'm talking out of school but eorr loves pierce brosnan. and george clooney.

my nose hair is so out of control that i can breathe better after a thorough plucking. it's getting so bad i have to use bobby pins on my eyebrows so i can see the screen here at work.