Thank you!!

You were great!

She’s diabetic and shouldn’t have carbs. He cares about her.

Nice 😎

I could see that happening!

Try Dos. We are Uno fanatics here but this may be even preferred.
http://www.mattelgames.com/en-us/cards/dos

it can go on forever just be aware.

I’d never heard of that until now. Maggie googled it and it sounds delightfully sinister! 😈

Lee cheats.

You playing 0s and 7s to?

I see I’m not the only one who plays “Prison Rules Uno”

I make it a game to get it all out in one big ball. Those damn socks ruin everything!

Yeah, but try doing that in public where the floor is a lot grimier and there are screaming children. That’s my life.

There’s this dude named Henry that works at the CVS close to my house. He’s worked there ever since I moved to my neighborhood back in the 00s. He, too, asks for my CVS card every time I see him. Even if we’re not in CVS. One time I was out feeding homeless children on the upper west side on a sunny Saturday, not unlike today. Henry pulled up, in what I assume to be his blue BMW and Keanu shades, and said, “CVS card…” in his oh so cool Nigerian accent.

I might spring for a CVS card if they sold ecig paraphernalia by the pound but they seem to be anti-nicotine these days. And then they got those midget shopping carts that people still insist on filling up like their at Costco on Randall.

Regardless, the real question is what do you do with all your earned bucks? Do they automagically discount your next receipt when you go in?

OMG that’s hilarious. However, based on the sheer volume of Freds wandering around, I say go for it and him with polish. If he dies, Fred2 will be along shortly.

Perhaps Walgreens is not your scene. For all of the times I have entered my rewards number, I have yet to be rewarded. CVS is where it’s at. Once you get over the fact that your receipt is as long as 3 football fields, you realize you win the lotto during every shopping experience. I earn all of these bucks for whatever reason and I just roll with it. Some people are addicted to crack and/or bath salts but CVS is my weakness.

This is such a deep conversation, right? Love it.

I write more serious stuff, too.

My two cents but the koala ain’t a stranger to muscle relaxants.

This is LITERALLY the best thing on the internet this weekend.