That would be something you wouldn’t want to forget. Could you imagine the horror/excitement of being stuck in late afternoon traffic after forgetting to turn your laser cyclops off? How destructively liberating.

YES. My mom, too, was once an asteroid!

Kindred spirits are the best.

I think you’re all right. They can also be used as a serving dish for pumpkin soup when flipped upside.

Flowers that hang upside down are my most favorite. They seem modestly bashful.

I was just reminded of a conversation I had yesterday. I was sitting at a table with 3 colleagues at lunch, and one of them commented that he doesn’t usually talk about the things he’s interested in because, as he said “most people aren’t interested in space-mining or asteroids”. The rest of us were in fact interested in these things and commented as follows:

“I like asteroids!”
“We live and breathe asteroids!”
“My Mom is an asteroid!”

Silence as everybody turns and looks at me… I shrug. But then they all laughed and the Mom/asteroid jokes continued for the rest of the afternoon. And we talked about space-mining.

It’s the ghosts of a bunch of grapes, forever joined by a ghostly vine.

elo says “lillies of the valley”. definitively. end of subject. jimihindrance, you’re drunkandstoptalkingaboutthis.

the original “Deep Thoughts”
maybe mankind was meant to be two words, man and kind.
you kinda had to be there, but SNL used to be funny.

i’ve had my fun with this. TRUTH SO MUCH stranger than fiction.

I see them as little plastic wigs. About to be placed on generic plastic bald doll heads.
Giant metal machines on the assembly line working.
Moulded plastic bodies held by robotic clamps, shuttling along. Stopping only a brief second to receive it’s hairdo.
Precisely.

Coffee sparks my neurons.

it’s her skirt, i think. aren’t these blue belles, only white?

How about left robot dude? “That cloud looks like a lasered duck! That cloud looks like a lasered whale! That cloud looks like a crashing lasered airpla…oh shit I left my laser on.”

Looks like it hit the tree, Jim.

It’s easier if you just pretend all movies are sci-fi: horror movies take place in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies.

#7D26CD is what Hewson had been looking for.

I like to think that many of the world’s problems would be solved if everyone.

If the goldang horse ain’t wearing a hat, then why we loading the wagon?!
(this is best bleated with some urgency in a Ross Perot twang)

http://www.purple.com

It is all about finding the one true purple.

zelda’s delicate sanity, tied up in ribbons, waiting for visitors day. again.

If you don’t go around spouting nonsense, you never find those rare people who actually know what you’re talking about. That 1 person in a million who gets it is worth all the weird looks. So to that I say: “But Bob - Destroying all skateboarding is never the answer!”