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Blog Comments · page 191

Commenting on May 14th, 2015 at 12:02:04 pm

tcr! tcr! · May 17, 2015 at 7:03 am

That would be something you wouldn’t want to forget. Could you imagine the horror/excitement of being stuck in late afternoon traffic after forgetting to turn your laser cyclops off? How destructively liberating.


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tcr! tcr! · May 17, 2015 at 7:02 am

YES. My mom, too, was once an asteroid!

Kindred spirits are the best.


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tcr! tcr! · May 17, 2015 at 6:59 am

I think you’re all right. They can also be used as a serving dish for pumpkin soup when flipped upside.

Flowers that hang upside down are my most favorite. They seem modestly bashful.


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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 4:53 pm

I was just reminded of a conversation I had yesterday. I was sitting at a table with 3 colleagues at lunch, and one of them commented that he doesn’t usually talk about the things he’s interested in because, as he said “most people aren’t interested in space-mining or asteroids”. The rest of us were in fact interested in these things and commented as follows:

“I like asteroids!”
“We live and breathe asteroids!”
“My Mom is an asteroid!”

Silence as everybody turns and looks at me… I shrug. But then they all laughed and the Mom/asteroid jokes continued for the rest of the afternoon. And we talked about space-mining.


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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 4:42 pm

It’s the ghosts of a bunch of grapes, forever joined by a ghostly vine.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 2:00 pm

elo says “lillies of the valley”. definitively. end of subject. jimihindrance, you’re drunkandstoptalkingaboutthis.


Commenting on May 16th, 2015 at 7:18:39 am

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 1:56 pm

the original “Deep Thoughts”
maybe mankind was meant to be two words, man and kind.
you kinda had to be there, but SNL used to be funny.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm

i’ve had my fun with this. TRUTH SO MUCH stranger than fiction.


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tism tism · May 16, 2015 at 12:23 pm

I see them as little plastic wigs. About to be placed on generic plastic bald doll heads.
Giant metal machines on the assembly line working.
Moulded plastic bodies held by robotic clamps, shuttling along. Stopping only a brief second to receive it’s hairdo.
Precisely.

Coffee sparks my neurons.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 10:13 am

it’s her skirt, i think. aren’t these blue belles, only white?


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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 9:57 am

How about left robot dude? “That cloud looks like a lasered duck! That cloud looks like a lasered whale! That cloud looks like a crashing lasered airpla…oh shit I left my laser on.”


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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 9:54 am

Looks like it hit the tree, Jim.


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keamoose keamoose · May 16, 2015 at 9:53 am

It’s easier if you just pretend all movies are sci-fi: horror movies take place in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies.


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tcr! tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 7:05 am

#7D26CD is what Hewson had been looking for.


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tcr! tcr! · May 16, 2015 at 7:04 am

I like to think that many of the world’s problems would be solved if everyone.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 16, 2015 at 2:51 am

If the goldang horse ain’t wearing a hat, then why we loading the wagon?!
(this is best bleated with some urgency in a Ross Perot twang)


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tcr! tcr! · May 15, 2015 at 4:53 pm

It is all about finding the one true purple.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · May 15, 2015 at 12:11 pm

zelda’s delicate sanity, tied up in ribbons, waiting for visitors day. again.


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keamoose keamoose · May 15, 2015 at 9:12 am

If you don’t go around spouting nonsense, you never find those rare people who actually know what you’re talking about. That 1 person in a million who gets it is worth all the weird looks. So to that I say: “But Bob - Destroying all skateboarding is never the answer!”