The good news is, if you convince enough people, you can change the language. I’m thinking we could use 60s Batman sound effect words to give an indication of news excitement level. How about a news kapow? News bam? News biff?
Well, there’s one on each side. The west one will come over to the fence and wait for me to join him in conversation. The east continues to mow in her floppy hat, but judges me with a side eye the whole time.