So much that! ☕️

Totally distracting… “They’re like written speed bumps,” I intoned.

Intoned to the breeze opposite the pane while aimlessly thumb flipping through the bigger pictures. Because there are, thou, more than one. Endless pictures during an infinite time. On a seashell shore.

And then the milkmaids with their knotty braids and their cows milk. Dropping drips. And then the chewing cow chewed, chewed mildly like an unamused asshole. That he was. Lovely brilliant.

To conclude: “Oh, that was awesome! I loved when you were talking about that thing on the seashore and then the shells, too.”

“Flashy dialogue tags” - never heard it called that, but I like it. Reminds me of the HTML blink tag, or the marching ants tag. Annoying and distracting to the reader.

I’ll have to say that wasn’t bad. I particularly enjoyed this verse…

For I have known them all already, known them all:
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
  So how should I presume?

I suspect it’s more the reading of bad poetry that I’m not a fan of.

I just hate when people use that sing-songy “poetry-reading voice”. It gets in your head and applies itself to other poems. Sometimes it takes an effort to avoid reading everything that way.

I suspect you have heard some bad poetry. Have you read this one? My favourite. I won’t be offended though if it doesn’t do it for you. http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html

Mona mentioned on FB, “folks not getting enough vitamins.”

So I made a sign…

Luv this!

I adore you!!!

Thankies! It was hard won insight 😉

Such insight!

i guess i better read it before i go adding 250 words. :)

Praise the Very Funny Loarde.

In other news:
“Skate a little lower now!”
—-Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan

DO IT 💪

Haha! I knew there was something special going on that day.

Look at you celebrating my 10th birthday! 🎂

Nice!

I well remember those days!

Hey, what if I got one of these and mounted it on a pike as a warning? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072M5RVNB/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x_w8UUzb5DCYNE3

“Sure, our T. rex costs twice as much, but the shipping is only $4.49!”