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Commenting on Dec 19th, 2013 at 1:36:48 pm

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 21, 2013 at 2:55 am

From the DSM IV, you're probably experiencing 305.10.
The Diagnostic Service Manual is a list of codes used in health care to bill the insurance companies. The IV simply means it's the 4th time they've revised it.
You also may be suffering from 292.12, PCP intoxication.
Or, 302.4, Exhibitionism.
Or you could have 307.7, Encopresis, which is an unhealthy relationship with your poop.
My favorite, but a long-shot at what is ailing you, is 312.34, Intermittent Explosive Disorder, which is what it sounds like: Rage-o-holic complete with breaking stuff.
You may also be afflicted with 312.39, a condition that includes pulling your hair out and eating it.
I'm still suffering from ODD. I didn't make it up. Oppositional Defiant DIsorder (ODD) is what it sounds like.
Good luck to you sir, and no penguins were harmed in the production of this missive.


Commenting on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:19:53 am

tcr! tcr! · Dec 19, 2013 at 10:50 am

A few years ago we were walking past an outdoor plastic nativity scene and M. says "Just great, baby jesus." She couldn't have been more than five at the time.

PS— Getting socks on 12/25 should be mandatory.


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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 11:16 am

i saw this movie when it was brand new, on a weeknight, with a buddy of mine. his name was skip. he died of "the bug", meaning AIDS. he was a good friend of mine when i first got clean and sober, and the first openly gay guy i knew.

my first wife was sick of me and strongly suggested i go do something away from her. i went to the movies with skip. i loved that version of me. i absolutely didn't give a fuck what people thought of me. hanging out with skip, i mean. everybody else could go fuck themselves. seriously.

when the real scary parts started, skip started feeling the part and covered up his head and wriggled around in the seat. i wondered if he was high. i was very careful with sobriety in those days and wouldn't even have been around him if i thought he was high. he wasn't. he was just into the movie.
it's crazy how many classic movies i saw the first week they were out. it made an impression on me and i liked the places the series went, except when it went off course for one movie.


Commenting on Dec 17th, 2013 at 2:03:25 pm

tcr! tcr! · Dec 18, 2013 at 8:41 am

I enjoyed these wordsmithings:

- "previous pilot's piss"
- "overtake the back porch”

8)


Commenting on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:52:33 pm

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:14 am

'nanners require at least one full glass of water. otherwise they'll plug a hole like superglue.


Commenting on Dec 17th, 2013 at 2:03:25 pm

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:13 am

i especially love sitting in the previous pilot's piss, or worse. some people have some kind of ass ooze, not from the hole, but due to the various and sultry (i love that: "various and sultry". i am a fucking wordsmith every now and again.) conditions of uncleanliness that they've allowed to overtake the back porch.
this was a ridiculous post for me to take part in, because i practically never sit down in a public. it frightens me worse than spiders. and twice i've seen spiders under the lid when i was on a toilet.


Commenting on Dec 17th, 2013 at 9:19:53 am

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 18, 2013 at 12:08 am

all i wanted was socks. i hate the commercialization of the whole thing. not because it's disrespectful to jesus, but because it's become the driving force of the economy in what used to be america. i don't want to play anymore. i like my truck, and i needed it. i like the movies, cuz it's my escape. i like having warm socks, cuz i don't like to wear shoes in the house, and my feet get cold. if e. wants to buy me something for christmas, i asked for socks. i also think i need a new watch band.


Commenting on Dec 15th, 2013 at 1:47:50 pm

tcr! tcr! · Dec 17, 2013 at 9:53 pm

Never skimp on the length of floss, regardless of the usage frequency. ;-)


Commenting on Dec 15th, 2013 at 1:47:50 pm

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Dec 16, 2013 at 10:30 am

i use yards at a time when i bother to floss. which is rare.


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tahmine from iran · Dec 4, 2013 at 7:11 am

now he havent this cloth…
so he willn' tdie…
but he dien't in s1 to s3…
every thing can will happend in s4…
good luck !!


Commenting on Sep 25th, 2013 at 10:46:01 am

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2013 at 10:55 am

I have nothing other than pictures and faint recollections of who and what my grandfathers were. In the future, in this world, I doubt if anybody will ever wonder who I was. 😁


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Anonymous · Aug 4, 2013 at 9:38 am

way cool, tim.


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tcr! tcr! · Jul 23, 2013 at 8:16 am

Good point.


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tcr! tcr! · Jul 15, 2013 at 7:01 pm

Never heard of London Grammar. I'll have to check them out.


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ehowder · Jul 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

Such a good lineup! Why do I have to live in the US?! I especially want to check out London Grammar..their EP is reminiscent of all my favorite artists (Florence Welch, MS MR , XX)…come to America!

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Anonymous · May 31, 2013 at 4:18 pm

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Commenting on Pre-show Thoughts on Star Trek and Into Darkness

Anonymous · May 24, 2013 at 7:41 pm

Now you have something to do this weekend…


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tcr! tcr! · May 24, 2013 at 7:22 pm

I would karaoke up me some CeeLo.