My sponsor said, “If you feel like you’ve skimped on the steps, you have.”

She still watches my every move though…

Haha!

When I was about 10, I named my bike. It was the “Rock Chopper Six”. I don’t know why six was included. No records exist for models one through five. I drove that fucker over many Viet Cong, Germans, wild animals and nuns. I rode it up Sister Rosalia’s ass. In a totally non-sexual but enormously satisfying way. Satisfying for Sister.

I give it a B+ because I’m sick of the dark, sans-color visuals some movies are all about these days.

Plus Captain Kirk was in it. Not actually Kirk but more or less the same character.

Fleet commander’s vehicles…

yeah, that bass

I wish I had Maggie on video last night as she came down the stairs after her shower… “DAD, I HAVE INSTAGRAM”

Touché as they say…

Totally with ya… so long as I don’t go out of my way, they obviously want me to see it.

I’ve done this and talked about it for years. I liked to take a walk. I’m not weird about it: If their drapes are open and it can be seen from the street or walk, it’s fair game. I won’t go in a yard or stand on the hydrant or anything. There are traditions to be upheld.

I was just visiting his place 😊

whyd’ya have a pug?

Now she’s playing “No sleep Till Brooklyn” by the Beastie Boys. I don’t know if Alexa’s mix could get any better today.

I’d never put those two together but yep, it’s all fun and games until someone looses their organ.

….and i’m going to be high as a kite by then

Here’s more context to the picture. This was “wrassling” in Portland, Oregon.

Stella has brought more than one chipmonk home. They play until someone loses their innards.

it’s sound policy.

I love the pic. Very “Devil Chair”.