Aww fuck Canadian Goosies! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Someday I hope to move up to Lieutenant Commander! 🚔

Canadian Geese are filthy animals, I shall happily honk and gladly pay a fine. #gobacktocanada

BTW, he’s a lieutenant in the Geese Police. Anything you say can and will be held against you.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I saw my neighbor, Alberta, choking a Canadian Goose by our shared retention pond?

Yep, back on October 19th, 2016 she was over there feeding them and one of the goose got a little selfish I guess. So then Alberta grabbed said selfish goose up with her bare hands and strangled it silly for about six seconds. Like she was Michael Myers on Halloween and the goose was his sister.

I hid behind my bushes lest Alberta turn her chokers on me, but a cuppa hours later I made and hung up a sign on the street light by the pond. Being on the wiser side, I snapped a photo promptly thereafter. Within a cuppa more hours Alberta was out there ripping the sign down with the very hands that had choked that goose.

This is a true story. Except Alberta’s an alias.

They get really mean, and will come at you!

Nope. Just pissed them off more. I usually try to never pass between them and the river and never NEVER come between them and their babies.

You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate

Yep!

Just drive on. Very slowly. You aren’t going to run them over and they know that. But they pick up the pace. And mysteriously move their butts across the street.

Me too!

I’m sure I would like both equally well!

Howl like a Coyote….works every time. Roll down your windows first.

Is horning them considered harassment? 🤔

You get out of your car and yell world star. The same as with anything else that’s about to kick your ass.

Clap a couple times when approaching they will move over.

I think it is illegal to harass Canadian geese. They are a protected species. Maybe even a fine if caught!

Maybe. I’m old these days 😊

So… See ya there?!

More importantly FUCKING SLAYER is playing. I get to see them 1 more time