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Blog Comments · page 91

Commenting on May 30th, 2019 at 8:47:13 am

Do You Know Shawn · May 30, 2019 at 9:21 pm

Aww fuck Canadian Goosies! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!


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tcr! tcr! · May 30, 2019 at 6:19 pm

Someday I hope to move up to Lieutenant Commander! 🚔


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bloomaert · May 30, 2019 at 6:15 pm

Canadian Geese are filthy animals, I shall happily honk and gladly pay a fine. #gobacktocanada


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gutierrez · May 30, 2019 at 4:22 pm

BTW, he’s a lieutenant in the Geese Police. Anything you say can and will be held against you.


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tcr! tcr! · May 30, 2019 at 3:26 pm

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I saw my neighbor, Alberta, choking a Canadian Goose by our shared retention pond?

Yep, back on October 19th, 2016 she was over there feeding them and one of the goose got a little selfish I guess. So then Alberta grabbed said selfish goose up with her bare hands and strangled it silly for about six seconds. Like she was Michael Myers on Halloween and the goose was his sister.

I hid behind my bushes lest Alberta turn her chokers on me, but a cuppa hours later I made and hung up a sign on the street light by the pond. Being on the wiser side, I snapped a photo promptly thereafter. Within a cuppa more hours Alberta was out there ripping the sign down with the very hands that had choked that goose.

This is a true story. Except Alberta’s an alias.


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JJK · May 30, 2019 at 2:52 pm

They get really mean, and will come at you!


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honeybear j. · May 30, 2019 at 2:08 pm

Nope. Just pissed them off more. I usually try to never pass between them and the river and never NEVER come between them and their babies.


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SteakHouse · May 30, 2019 at 2:03 pm

You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate


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kc fitzsimmons · May 30, 2019 at 1:57 pm

Yep!


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hodges · May 30, 2019 at 1:47 pm

Just drive on. Very slowly. You aren’t going to run them over and they know that. But they pick up the pace. And mysteriously move their butts across the street.


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Sammons · May 30, 2019 at 1:12 pm

Me too!


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Momma J Momma J · May 30, 2019 at 11:40 am

I’m sure I would like both equally well!


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10 Schmids · May 30, 2019 at 11:00 am

Howl like a Coyote….works every time. Roll down your windows first.


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tcr! tcr! · May 30, 2019 at 10:48 am

Is horning them considered harassment? 🤔


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jim jelly · May 30, 2019 at 9:00 am

You get out of your car and yell world star. The same as with anything else that’s about to kick your ass.


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runde · May 30, 2019 at 8:57 am

Clap a couple times when approaching they will move over.


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kc fitzsimmons · May 30, 2019 at 8:52 am

I think it is illegal to harass Canadian geese. They are a protected species. Maybe even a fine if caught!


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tcr! tcr! · May 29, 2019 at 7:54 pm

Maybe. I’m old these days 😊


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bee.jonny · May 29, 2019 at 5:13 pm

So… See ya there?!


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