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Blog Comments · page 355

Commenting on Hail Satan pillow case

tcr! tcr! · Jan 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm

Satin pillowcases are pretty slippery though. One time I fell asleep on one and woke up in Scandinavia. Sara also said they’re good for your hair.


Commenting on Hail Satan pillow case

tism tism · Jan 20, 2018 at 11:59 am

and black Satan sheets.


Commenting on Hail Satan pillow case

keamoose keamoose · Jan 20, 2018 at 11:16 am

Really should be a satin pillowcase though…


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

fiatlux423 · Jan 20, 2018 at 7:28 am

My old sponsor used to say “I have to tinkle”


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 20, 2018 at 3:09 am

Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory talks about moving his bowels.


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 20, 2018 at 3:08 am

Now I’m thinking of the old Cheech and Chong routine. “Pinch a loaf.”


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

Kelly K · Jan 20, 2018 at 2:44 am

For me what’s worse is when adults say they have to go ‘potty’ about themselves or another adult. I guess it’s fine if you ask a child if they have to go potty, or tell them you’re going potty. But it’s NEVER ok to tell another adult you’re going potty!


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Jan 20, 2018 at 12:03 am

I worked at a hospital in Muncie, In called Ball Memorial Hospital. BMH. Bowel Movement Headquarters. Pull my finger is about as far as most of ‘em got in humor school.


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

tcr! tcr! · Jan 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm

Thanks!


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

tcr! tcr! · Jan 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm

Yep, that’s where everybody hears it first.


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

Botsford · Jan 19, 2018 at 8:42 pm

Stove looks pretty good


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

Wilkins · Jan 19, 2018 at 7:43 pm

BM is a term I first heard from a nurse


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

Hater McGhray Hater McGhray · Jan 19, 2018 at 6:48 pm

Andrew Deuce Clay


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

tcr! tcr! · Jan 19, 2018 at 6:43 pm

Sounds too much like Andrew Dice Clay 🤔


Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday

fiatlux423 · Jan 19, 2018 at 5:56 pm

Drop a Deuce?


Commenting on I've always been at war with machine X

tcr! tcr! · Jan 19, 2018 at 9:51 am

Thank you! And happy Friday!


Commenting on Jan 17th, 2018 at 7:59:38 pm

Karsin · Jan 18, 2018 at 11:36 pm

Exactly


Commenting on Jan 17th, 2018 at 7:59:38 pm

marney0160 marney0160 · Jan 18, 2018 at 9:20 pm

You crack me up! 😂😂


Commenting on Hot Tamales for dinner

Ryan Waters · Jan 18, 2018 at 1:41 pm

My kind of meal


Commenting on Jan 16th, 2018 at 12:33:18 pm

Ryan Waters · Jan 18, 2018 at 1:40 pm

Ew