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tism
· Jan 20, 2018 at 11:59 am
and black Satan sheets.
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keamoose
· Jan 20, 2018 at 11:16 am
Really should be a satin pillowcase though…
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
fiatlux423
· Jan 20, 2018 at 7:28 am
My old sponsor used to say “I have to tinkle”
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
jimi hindrance experience
· Jan 20, 2018 at 3:09 am
Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory talks about moving his bowels.
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
jimi hindrance experience
· Jan 20, 2018 at 3:08 am
Now I’m thinking of the old Cheech and Chong routine. “Pinch a loaf.”
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Kelly K
· Jan 20, 2018 at 2:44 am
For me what’s worse is when adults say they have to go ‘potty’ about themselves or another adult. I guess it’s fine if you ask a child if they have to go potty, or tell them you’re going potty. But it’s NEVER ok to tell another adult you’re going potty!
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
jimi hindrance experience
· Jan 20, 2018 at 12:03 am
I worked at a hospital in Muncie, In called Ball Memorial Hospital. BMH. Bowel Movement Headquarters. Pull my finger is about as far as most of ‘em got in humor school.
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
tcr!
· Jan 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm
Thanks!
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
tcr!
· Jan 19, 2018 at 10:20 pm
Yep, that’s where everybody hears it first.
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Botsford
· Jan 19, 2018 at 8:42 pm
Stove looks pretty good
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Wilkins
· Jan 19, 2018 at 7:43 pm
BM is a term I first heard from a nurse
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Hater McGhray
· Jan 19, 2018 at 6:48 pm
Andrew Deuce Clay
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tcr!
· Jan 19, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Sounds too much like Andrew Dice Clay 🤔
Commenting on Cleaning the stove at 5:17 pm on a Friday
fiatlux423
· Jan 19, 2018 at 5:56 pm
Drop a Deuce?
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tcr!
· Jan 19, 2018 at 9:51 am
Thank you! And happy Friday!
Commenting on Jan 17th, 2018 at 7:59:38 pm
Karsin
· Jan 18, 2018 at 11:36 pm
Exactly
Commenting on Jan 17th, 2018 at 7:59:38 pm
marney0160
· Jan 18, 2018 at 9:20 pm
You crack me up! 😂😂
Commenting on Hot Tamales for dinner
Ryan Waters
· Jan 18, 2018 at 1:41 pm
My kind of meal
Commenting on Jan 16th, 2018 at 12:33:18 pm
Ryan Waters
· Jan 18, 2018 at 1:40 pm
Ew
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tcr! · Jan 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm
Satin pillowcases are pretty slippery though. One time I fell asleep on one and woke up in Scandinavia. Sara also said they’re good for your hair.