Debbie, I really need more than 13 seconds. I can’t do shit in 13 seconds.
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tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 6:02 pm
Based on the nostalgia of my post from this morning, I guess Maggie and I will have to watch every season of Roseanne.
vaughn3
· Nov 15, 2018 at 6:43 pm
🎷
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:51 pm
🎺
Hater McGhray
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:32 pm
My kids love that show, and the new one.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:51 pm
The Conners? I’ve been tempted to watch it.
Hater McGhray
· Nov 15, 2018 at 9:06 pm
It’s pretty good but the Halloween episode didn’t have the same magic.
prokop
· Nov 15, 2018 at 9:42 pm
Is that a special paint stick?
tcr!
· Nov 16, 2018 at 8:50 am
Not really. I just like to have them in view and on hand.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:38 am
Wait. I won’t say anymore but please enjoy my favorite scene (S6 E7) from Roseanne.
Dan: The point is I’m not upset with you. This is something that everybody does.
DJ: Really? Dan: Yeah.
DJ: Okay. Dan: Okay.
DJ: Do you do it?
Dan: Like I said, DJ, everybody does it.
DJ: How much do you do it?
Dan: Look, DJ, the funny thing about this is, and even though it’s okay and everybody does it, there’s nothing wrong with it… nobody ever, ever talks about it.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:46 am
Since I’m anti-Christmas in November, I’m faced with a dilemma this 15th of November.
Should I eat a day old Christmas donut? Or should I stick to my holiday guns?
keamoose
· Nov 15, 2018 at 8:53 am
Those are holly sprinkles. Holly grows year round. Therefore that is a regular non-christmas donut. Therefore eat it.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 9:26 am
Non-christmas donut it is then!
threecrates
· Nov 15, 2018 at 9:16 am
Stick to your guns man. It’s all down the sledding hill from there pal.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:57 am
I can’t resist the donut!!
Irene
· Nov 15, 2018 at 9:41 am
How did a supposably Christmas donut get in your house? Was it left over from last year’s Christmas, as it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet, so how can Christmas donuts be out yet?? I say eat it sprinkles and all. Enjoy enjoy enjoy!
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:17 am
Somebody brought in Dunkin Donuts to work yesterday. All the corps are in full swing Christmas promotion.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:18 am
Based on the donut consensus here and abroad…
keamoose
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:23 am
The international donut consortium has spoken. Now on to spelling: here we spell it “doughnut”. 😜
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:38 am
You can blame Dunkin Donuts for the misspelling, they popularized it here in Merica.
keamoose
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:39 am
I also ascribe partial blame to Noah Webster’s simplified spelling proposals of the 1820’s.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:40 am
Yep. Dunkin didn’t start the trend they just made it trendy
keamoose
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:42 am
I bet Noah Webster would be a daily patron of Krispy Kreme.
threecrates
· Nov 15, 2018 at 6:07 pm
I’m a big fan of “fit the whole donut in your mouth at once” especially crullers! 🤤😋
tism
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:19 am
Day Old…Day Old…Day Old…
keamoose
· Nov 15, 2018 at 10:27 am
Day-old! I say day-ay-ay-old! Day-old donuts and I wanna go home. Hey Mister donut man, tally me old donuts. Day-old donuts and I wanna go home.
Momma J
· Nov 15, 2018 at 11:05 am
You only live once so eat eat eat!
elaineorr
· Nov 15, 2018 at 12:39 pm
That jelly donut has no sprinkles on it.
tcr!
· Nov 15, 2018 at 1:38 pm
You have eagle eyes! 👁🦅👁
prokop
· Nov 15, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Scrap the Xmas off, silly.
Kelly K
· Nov 15, 2018 at 2:04 pm
The struggle is real. I’m anti Christmas decor before the day after Thanksgiving.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 9:45 pm
One time when I was 16 or 17 me and some of my friends were getting to go out drinking.
One girl said, “where’s Travis?” And then another girl said, “he’s in the bathroom primping 🙄”
Because #fancy 👨🎤
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 6:30 pm
Matthew McConaughey is only ever thinking about salsa.
Source: overcast.fm/+LRubgzL0s/14:02
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:29 pm
If you were sitting next to me and 2” tall this is what you would see.
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:46 pm
Omg, I’m not wearing a seatbelt?!
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:47 pm
No, you’re much too small
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:48 pm
I feel endangered.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:51 pm
However, since you’re small you don’t weigh very much and won’t accumulate much force if we were to crash.
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:53 pm
True… But my bones are smaller and easier to break.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:59 pm
You’re also wearing T-51b Power Armor (shrunken to size of course) from the Fallout universe and thus impervious to falling damage.
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:00 pm
Ooh! I’m so prepared.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:07 pm
You only have one Fusion Core for your Power Armor and it’s only at 31% so we better head to the Quincy Police Station to see if we can find another.
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:10 pm
Aw dang. Ok, I’m on my way.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:15 pm
Fortunately I have one, unopened bottle of Nuka Cola Quantum we can share on the trip.
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:16 pm
Not for resale of course.
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 5:17 pm
I’ll look for caps on the way.
reiner_j
· Nov 14, 2018 at 2:41 am
I feel 4” tall from this angle…🖤
tcr!
· Nov 14, 2018 at 7:50 am
4” tall it is!
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 7:48 am
Me: Which coat would you like? The one that’s billowy as a mid-summer cloud ..or.. the one with the furry fringe, to repel the great winds of the Alaskan tundra? Both are a fine gray…
Maggie: Just give me a coat.
tism
· Nov 13, 2018 at 9:59 am
I see Maggie is channeling keamoose. :-P
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 2:50 pm
keamoose doesn’t like you picking out her coats either?
tism
· Nov 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm
More like..”I just want a coat.”
keamoose
· Nov 13, 2018 at 3:29 pm
More like, “put my coats down. It’s under control.”
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 4:24 pm
“The coats are not a toy.” 🧸
tcr!
· Nov 12, 2018 at 7:11 pm
Audio (MP3): 20181112 - A backlog of taxes
I spent the majority of my adult life either toiling around to get my head on straight or hiding in the shadows from the truth.
A backlog of taxes and overdue books.
Pull up a little bit farther at the red light because I don’t want to look at the dude next to me. It’s not that I didn’t wanna go to college. It’s just that my ship was listing and the captain was drunk in his cabin.
You hurt my feelings. I didn’t hurt your feelings. I’m just not gonna do what you want. If a crime involves another person, the real offense is hurting the person on the other end.
Saying I’m sorry often does not let me off the hook. And that’s all fine and good but what’s not fine is not doing something because we’re afraid. That’s bullshit.
An ass full of laxatives and tangled fishing hooks.
Half of what goes on in my head I don’t want. And when ill behaviors no longer feel comfortable that’s a sign that we’ve grown.
Read as much into all of that as you want.
Momma J
· Nov 12, 2018 at 10:54 pm
You’ve grown!
tcr!
· Nov 13, 2018 at 7:49 am
About 2” since you last saw me.
tcr!
· Nov 12, 2018 at 1:19 pm
Stan Lee, the Marvel Comics legend who co-created some of its most famous heroes like Spider-Man, Iron Man, and the Fantastic Four, died Monday in Los Angeles at the age of 95. Lee was reportedly rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where he later died, according to TMZ. The cause of death has not been immediately released.
I would not be who I am today if it were not for Stan Lee.
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I feel a panic attack coming on already
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sveagrabarek · Nov 15, 2018 at 10:45 pm
Why does it have to be a prime number?
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Is that 13 seconds AFTER you enter the code or for all actions?
I just assumed it’s 13 seconds from when you find the note.
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Hey, can I call Debbie with ANY problem? “Debbie, I can’t find my keys.” “Debbie, my job is unsatisfying.” “Debbie, my girlfriend moved to Mars and I’m stuck by the side of the highway and I need more cellphone minutes. Debbie? Debbie, help.”
Are you cheating on Alexa with Debbie?
Alexa means nothing to me.
Debbie, I got this rash. Started about a month ago… It’s cool to the touch and somewhat puzzling. 🤔
Debbie, my cat keeps looking at me. Is he possessed?
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We apologize for Bogarting your post.
Haha! All good. I like watching how these stories unfold.
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