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tcr!
· Dec 1, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,” reports the — wait. Stop. UNICORNS? That’s an actual snippet from a report from the Korean Central News Agency[…]
Those guys got everything.
tcr!
· Nov 30, 2012 at 8:25 am
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper. The smaller pieces can be put up within minutes. The larger pieces takes a little longer. The decals can be applied to all smooth surfaces, such as walls, windows, tiles, mirrors and doors. Each of our designs come with easy instructions to follow. This is an original design from Stickerbrand Design. All other sellers are selling knockoffs, please be aware before you buy. Our quality & workmanship are superior to all others.
These would look superby in the basement. And people say I’m hard to shop for.
tcr!
· Nov 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Everyone’s favorite silver fox with the rapier wit and passion for political puns turns 50 today. Happy birthday, Jon Stewart! The Daily Show satirist has brilliantly conquered “bullsh*t mountain” with his insightful and hilarious commentary on the media, American pop culture, politicians, and more. The boy from New Jersey — who later studied chemistry and psychology at William & Mary, rose through the ranks in New York City’s comedy clubs, and found a home as a writer and host for Comedy Central — has delivered some of the best, no-holds-barred commentary of our generation. We’ve gathered 50 of his greatest quotes after the break. Feel free to celebrate along with us by adding your favorites, below.
My personal fave: If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values: they’re hobbies.
Felix Lee
· Nov 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Jon Stewart: "I always knew I shouldn’t have said that."
Happy birthday to Jon Stewart! I'm a big fan.
tcr!
· Nov 29, 2012 at 10:27 pm
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."
tcr!
· Nov 28, 2012 at 6:50 am
A few thoughts from yesterday:
tcr!
· Nov 25, 2012 at 8:11 pm
Life could always be worse — I could be paralyzed from the ankles down.
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tried it. they didn't want me.
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They're missing out then! Damn clown bastards.
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The bank would say otherwise.
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Which bank is this that you speak of?
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The bank that still owns our house.
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Ah.. Possibly turn your house into your circus. But don't let the monkeys in. They'll poop.
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