Quit buying all the damn toilet paper 🧻🙄
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tcr!
· Mar 11, 2020 at 5:00 pm
We got plenty of toilet paper at Super Target here in St. Charles, Illinois.
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 5:20 pm
Flight Club Darts USA
Cocktail Bar
111 W. Wacker Drive, Chicago, Illinois 60601
Karly
· Mar 11, 2020 at 6:12 am
I thought that said Fight Club. For a sec there, I was very interested. 😉🤣
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 11, 2020 at 8:57 am
Yeah, I thought it said Fight Club. But the first rule is…
tcr!
· Mar 13, 2020 at 7:20 am
Yep, I was tricked.
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 1:37 pm
I don’t want to talk about *this. Because I don’t like talking about *this. And if I talk about *this other people will want me to talk more about it. And that would end up being two talks about *this. Two talks that I didn’t want to have in the first place.
That all makes sense right?
Laurie
· Mar 10, 2020 at 1:38 pm
Yes
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:03 pm
🏀
jlcrawford
· Mar 10, 2020 at 2:17 pm
Perfect Sense
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm
🍳
Hater McGhray
· Mar 10, 2020 at 2:49 pm
I can’t handle more than one talk about this
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm
🌪
domo vitek
· Mar 10, 2020 at 3:21 pm
This is just all too much
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm
🕶
Botsford
· Mar 10, 2020 at 4:07 pm
Perfect! I didn’t want to talk about that anyway😎
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:02 pm
☝️
Momma J
· Mar 10, 2020 at 4:21 pm
It makes more sense to you than it does to me I think!
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:01 pm
🏆
marney0160
· Mar 10, 2020 at 4:40 pm
I like no talks about this!
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:01 pm
🚫
jenkins_arts
· Mar 10, 2020 at 5:37 pm
Why all this talking anyway? How about some muffled screaming with intervals of bombastic excess?
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:00 pm
💣
jenkins_arts
· Mar 10, 2020 at 7:38 pm
B O O M !
Rich J
· Mar 10, 2020 at 5:59 pm
This doesn’t make sense. This isn’t even logical.
tcr!
· Mar 10, 2020 at 6:01 pm
🎳
Kelly K
· Mar 10, 2020 at 7:17 pm
🤔
Cowan
· Mar 10, 2020 at 7:19 pm
jenkins_arts
· Mar 10, 2020 at 7:40 pm
Your replies are the 💣
prokop
· Mar 10, 2020 at 10:52 pm
Could you expound on this please?🤣
chrisrich
· Mar 11, 2020 at 7:33 am
It is not only *this but *that too. Slippery slope.
Lewis
· Mar 11, 2020 at 10:07 am
I used to talk about *this until I realized people would think I am one of *those, even though I don’t look like *that and have never been *there.
leebobabaruba
· Mar 13, 2020 at 10:57 pm
I suggest we talk about ~that instead
jewel
· Mar 14, 2020 at 12:33 pm
Highly sensible. 😂
whittaker7221
· Mar 14, 2020 at 3:15 pm
Thank you, Forrest.
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 1:02 pm
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 1:56 pm
It’s bright. And we’re wearing sunglasses.
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 1:57 pm
And listening to the Blues Brothers
Kelly K
· Mar 8, 2020 at 3:25 pm
Did you get Jail House Rock sans hollandaise?
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 3:29 pm
Sans bacon 🚫🥓
jimi hindrance experience
· Mar 9, 2020 at 4:37 pm
You on a mission?
tcr!
· Mar 9, 2020 at 5:08 pm
from god 🙏
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 10:43 am
I love Nova on PBS but sometimes I’m just WTF with them.
“A question that has baffled scientists for centuries…”
“It’s like this big black hole. We really don’t understand why is it that we sleep…”
Because I’m fucking tired? 🤔
tism
· Mar 8, 2020 at 11:29 am
Memory: You can’t recall your last full night’s sleep. Trauma: Friends must deal with sleepy you. Emotions: Cranky you worries if you’ll sleep tonight.
tcr!
· Mar 8, 2020 at 2:48 pm
“Cranky you worries” … ❤️
tcr!
· Mar 7, 2020 at 1:32 pm
Maggie and I are wandering through an office building on this sunny Saturday afternoon on our way to an appointment.
I say to Maggie, “do you ever want to explore some of these offices?”
She replies, “not really.”
“There could be secrets and treasures and untold riches behind these doors,” I say with enticement.
She counters with, “…in St Charles?”
tcr!
· Mar 4, 2020 at 8:39 am
I don’t know why but I often try to multitask when I brush my teeth. It’s like what else can I do while I’ve got this toothbrush in my mouth? I got a whole other arm I could be using. 💪
The next thing I know I’m gagging on toothpaste foam with a belt turned inside out and through two whole belt loops.
Saved hours.
heylinda
· Mar 4, 2020 at 12:41 pm
I do this and inevitability end up drooling toothpaste on my shirt 🤷🏻♀️
Hater McGhray
· Mar 4, 2020 at 3:34 pm
Yes, this morning I put the clothes into the dryer while brushing my teeth.
tam.the.terrible
· Mar 4, 2020 at 8:04 pm
I do the same!! Then ask myself, wtf?
Kelly K
· Mar 4, 2020 at 9:41 pm
I try that too & ALWAYS fail! I have an electric toothbrush, so sometimes hurt my teeth & gums in the process. When will I learn???
reiner_j
· Mar 5, 2020 at 6:55 pm
Bahahaha! Ever take a phone call while shopping?
tcr!
· Mar 3, 2020 at 6:01 pm
THIS WEEKEND FOR TWO DAYS ONLY! CELEBRATE THE BLUES BROTHERS AT DADDIO’S DINER! With one of the most iconic movie diner scenes ever and it’s 40th anniversary this year, Daddio’s is paying tribute with Blues Brothers themed specials and music. It’s gonna be a blast!
Did someone order dry toast, four fried chickens, and a coke?
tcr!
· Mar 1, 2020 at 9:21 pm
The future’s never written. Only projected.
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weddle · Mar 13, 2020 at 8:31 pm
Seriously! 😂 of all times for me to be running low
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elongdo · Mar 13, 2020 at 9:09 pm
UGH!!
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RR Overstreet · Mar 13, 2020 at 9:29 pm
People are crazy stupid…
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Monohon · Mar 13, 2020 at 9:56 pm
Here too lmao
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And bread, now I’m going to have to little house on the prairie this bitch and bake my own like an asshole.
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domo vitek · Mar 14, 2020 at 5:16 pm
Doesn’t everyone have a rag box? Well….😅
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jenkins_arts · Mar 17, 2020 at 7:08 am
Bidets all around!
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