Are they, like, spooky scones? The scones of a man being walled up in the basement? The scones that from out this shadow shall be lifted nevermore? Tear up the planks! —here, here! —it is the beating of his hideous scone!

I don’t think I’ve had a velvet anything. Not an even a Velvet Elvis. I don’t think we ever studied Poe. I’m surrounded by scones.

I have a velvet cape somewhere. Sadly no velvet suit though. I definitely don’t remember studying Poe until high school. Maybe Junior High.

In the words of Edgar Allen, “just this minute we have done breakfast!”

😉

I only just now realized why you needed the pink spray paint. 😂😂😂🎨🖌️

Companionship is losing ground. The naysayers are getting verbal and providing examples.

Ah.. Our Sears appliance closed sometime over the summer. I was kinda sad because that’s where I got my washer and dryer.

Richard Warren, what has become of your empire? 😢

I would, but up here in the wilderness we only had a Sears appliance store and it closed a couple of years ago.

Can you pilfer a few from out back behind your local center?

Ironically, Sears Canada is going out of business, but you’d probably have to have them shipped to your house.

Sometimes Maggie will put an empty box of cereal back in the cupboard. That’s the worst.

While dining out last night I happened upon this restroom. Featuring additional seating.

Maybe the knob twister above was expecting he could just come in and wait for his turn.

I don’t like cereal, so the comment about eating cereal dust sounds particularly gross.

For the flake and loop varieties I empty it all including the cereal dust. Then I use a spoon to mix the dust in with the solid parts in my bowl.

Perfect! 😁👍

Yes! moZilla fireFox.

How about moZilla, too?

Aww. I was also gonna make a case for gitHub, wikiPedia and faceBook.

YES! I will be sure to mention that if it ever comes up.

In related news, I went to edit their page to correct the JavaScript spelling (similar to how I correct articles on Wikipedia) but I was stopped at the front door. 🙄