Now they’re both in bed with me. #neveralone

I kicked them off and now Mirah is laying over there by her lonesome.

By the way, your IsNumeric code worked great, thanks :)

You know what’s REAL FUN? Realizing that for the past 2 hours the entire problem has been a typo in a cell reference. Ok, back to the copper thing.

Cool, I’ll give that a try!

I’m in deep trouble right now with a 2-dimensional lookup where I have to round the input in order to look it up. I AM LEARNING SO MUCH.

Also, getting oneself in trouble is half the fun!

I think you should be able to do something like…

Dim HardnessCheck As Boolean

HardnessCheck = IsNumeric(hardness)

If HardnessCheck Then
  Copper = 👍
Else
  Copper = 👎
End If

But keep in mind I haven’t been on Windows intentionally or in VB for literally years.

H8ers gonna H8.

What about E. coli O157:H8?

Yep, asshole indeed. I saw this on FB a few minutes ago:

http://mcimaps.com/sweet-home-alabama-how-doug-jones-won/

What an asshole. Write-in votes. Cheeto Hitler at his finest.

Haha, awesome :)
Do you remember any of it? I’d like to know how to make my function check whether the input is non-numeric, the issue being that the lab data it’s working with will sometimes have gaps in it, so the input cell might be blank or say ND (non-detectable) or something like <0.001 (less than the lowest amount the lab can measure). Right now I’ve settled for making the cell only accept numbers, but that will be a pain in the ass for entering the lab data because it won’t let you paste it in if it happens to be non-numeric. So, e.g. I have =COPPER(A1) and cell A1 is restricted to numeric data only, but I’d prefer that the COPPER function be able to check and return an appropriate value if A1 has something that isn’t a number or if it’s blank.

…I’m not a programmer. I know just enough to get myself in trouble. :P

Things water shouldn’t be:
1) Bitter
2) Stringy
3) Crunchy
4) E. coli O157:H7

VB was the first GUI-based programming language I learned. I wrote a basic web-browser in it once. Why? It was my own reading-Danish/Dave-liking experiment. 😊

All Apple’s money seems to be going into hardware these days. Their software is going down hill.

But the CRUNCH!! 💥

Some of these thoughts are anachronistic re; when I wrote ‘em. This was before I was all political and all. Christ, I was still murdering dates back then.

It was the best of times, it was the fuggin’ most bitchin’ purpendicular sawtooth waves of a time. Meet somebody, at a drive thru or over some counter somewhere; sometimes get set up on a blind date.

Anyway, when I was through, I’d always be lookin’ through their sock drawer for something to strangle ‘em with . Knee highs really don’t cut it unless you knot ‘em together. Thigh highs are perfect but if she had thigh highs I had ‘em on shortly after she quit wiggling and shit herself in a puddle of horror and shame. So there she was, all undressed and unable to blow. Stinkin’ like she’d just been savagely murdered and left for her room mate, away for the weekend, to find on Sunday about 5 ish.

Oops! That’s my mom. Or my wife. I’m slippin’ through these cracks like nobody’s business today.
Dearest Diary, more SOON!!!