Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood - I save mine until I get to work.
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tcr!
· Jun 5, 2015 at 8:41 am
Life’s too short to wake up in a bad mood - I save mine until I get to work.
tcr!
· Jun 4, 2015 at 11:25 am
Spices I suspect.
--- Original Message --- From: InfantryUSARMY Date: June 4, 2015 at 10:19:04 AM CDT Subject: GOOD DEAL OF 20% INTEREST FOR YOU To: tcr! Hi, I am Capt. Benny R. Hall an officer of the U.S Army, I'm currently stationed in Aden city, Yemen and I need to know if you can assist me with the safe keeping of some packages. I'll give up more details as soon as I get a positive response, just bear in mind that this is not Illegal in anyway. Yours in service Capt. Benny R. Hall
keamoose
· Jun 4, 2015 at 7:12 pm
Well, if you can’t trust the US Army, who can you trust?
jimi hindrance experience
· Jun 5, 2015 at 12:35 am
i gotta see if i can find the letter from someone i don’t know wanting to know if i’m the jim ****** (he had the wrong last name, but it was close) who served with him in the U.S. Navy back in ?
i told him that yeah, it was me, but i was hopin’ he’d never find me. i told him those nights playing rear admiral on the poop deck were something i’d always remember but experimentation was a whole different story than a lifestyle. i ended with “didya ever think you haven’t heard from or saw him in 20 year for a reason?!”
tcr!
· Jun 5, 2015 at 11:19 am
jimi, I can’t comment on this because I start giggling every time I read it.
tcr!
· Jun 3, 2015 at 9:18 pm
Day Three: I have given up hope on the chocolate cake and now believe there is none left in the world. All is lost.
tcr!
· Jun 3, 2015 at 6:00 pm
Peeps, there’s a flea circus tonight at the Geneva Public Library. Sadly, I’m the only one in the house interested in seeing Madame Sophie.
tcr!
· Jun 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm
Day Two: still no chocolate cake. The hallucinations may have started. Thought I heard the sugar bowl whisper only moments ago.
tcr!
· Jun 2, 2015 at 11:48 am
Don’t tell your man what he don’t do right
Nor tell him all the things that make you cry
But check yourself for your own shit
And don’t be making out like it’s all hisTake a look around the world
You see such bad things happening
There are many good men
Ask yourself is he one of themThe deadliest of sin is pride
Make you feel like you’re always right
But they’re always two sides
It takes two to make love, two to make a lifeTake a look around the world
You see such mad things happening
There are few good men
Thank your lucky star that he’s one of them
Of course I love Massive Attack.
tcr!
· Jun 1, 2015 at 10:13 pm
Why is there not chocolate cake, like right here in front of me??
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oh you goddam right! the reason i don’t strangle my boss is because i would get caught and go to prison. i am so completely serious. they don’t like to face contempt, and she is beneath mine, but i am able to squint and express clear sneer. it’s hard for me to listen to her tell me how to do something that is my job and her sentence ends in a question mark. it’s maddening to her because sometimes i don’t answer her question with an explanation for why i’m ignoring her and doing it the way that works. arrogance is not my most becoming feature and i wish it were different sometimes but i can’t dumb it down all the time. fuck her so fucking much. i’d like to fuck her with a pick axe until blood squirts out her eyes.
was that too much?
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Never too much. Maybe too little. :D
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You guys really make me appreciate my boss.
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I found a photo of my boss not long ago. Been waiting for the right time to use it.
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Does he always wear that sweater?
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He’s not even close to right.
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