More than six numbers in a calculation is unheard of these days but if that’s what all the cool kids are doing…

In related news… Adobe always leaves me with a wanting feeling.

He’s not even close to right.

Does he always wear that sweater?

Mine’s in a PDF form. As in, “fill in these 6 numbers and the form will figure out the math for you”. (The form is to do with landfill operations and maintenance.) There are only a few places that needed math, but where it was needed, it instantly exceeded Adobe’s capability to set it up the easy way and so it just gave me a blank box and said “IDGAF, why don’t you go learn Javascript?”

For the price of the software, the form building/editing functions are not great either. I have a list of feature requests for Adobe. :P

I found a photo of my boss not long ago. Been waiting for the right time to use it.

JavaScript is a nightmare all it’s own.. http://wtfjs.com/

That’s why I built this.. http://www.magicjs.com/

Oh well, one does have the Internet full of mech monsters to peruse.

I’d like to be leading mechanical monsters this week. Instead I had to do Javascript.

You guys really make me appreciate my boss.

He’s gotta double mole but one’s a little closer to his ear.

jimi, I can’t comment on this because I start giggling every time I read it.

do does this guy have a “de niro” mole on both sides of his face, or is it mirror like reversed in some shots? i may be watching too close. i did notice flo’s underwear too, though, lol.

Never too much. Maybe too little. :D

oh you goddam right! the reason i don’t strangle my boss is because i would get caught and go to prison. i am so completely serious. they don’t like to face contempt, and she is beneath mine, but i am able to squint and express clear sneer. it’s hard for me to listen to her tell me how to do something that is my job and her sentence ends in a question mark. it’s maddening to her because sometimes i don’t answer her question with an explanation for why i’m ignoring her and doing it the way that works. arrogance is not my most becoming feature and i wish it were different sometimes but i can’t dumb it down all the time. fuck her so fucking much. i’d like to fuck her with a pick axe until blood squirts out her eyes.
was that too much?

i gotta see if i can find the letter from someone i don’t know wanting to know if i’m the jim ****** (he had the wrong last name, but it was close) who served with him in the U.S. Navy back in ?
i told him that yeah, it was me, but i was hopin’ he’d never find me. i told him those nights playing rear admiral on the poop deck were something i’d always remember but experimentation was a whole different story than a lifestyle. i ended with “didya ever think you haven’t heard from or saw him in 20 year for a reason?!”

Well, if you can’t trust the US Army, who can you trust?

“why can’t i be Legolas?” what i was really thinking was, “why can’t i be Legolas, Bitch?!”

so much. so much.

Yep, I love the starred dumbbells!

He has a terrific lil’ mustache.

#blowupyourballs was a thing.

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