Fucking Poetry. Yes, I said it, I meant it, I stole my mother’s credit.
Dig your own bad self!

she’s growin’ up :)

I’m thinking of having the masquerade ball next month even without the vinyl DSS soundtrack. I’ll just put this on infinite loop while everybody’s dancing around, feeling the sweet sensation. And yes, I really did just buy the DVD. Because that’s what you do when you’re me.

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Ok, after enough peer pressure I added my comment to the goat yogis.

Also, I don’t have a cousin named Jackie. That was taken almost verbatim from the scene where Clark asks for directions out of East St. Louis.

I can only hope someday to receive an invitation of my own from worldofvampir@hotmail.com.

Keamoose, T:
I read and was highly entertained by the “want to be a vampire chronicles”.

Hahahahaa!

I’ve been disinclined myself a time or two.

Yep, that guy made a lasting impression on me. In broad daylight.

I’m still liking the guy who put the gas cap on for you. If you’re not careful you can still discover small pockets of humanity crawling around on this rock.

Twelve fucking words?! Yeah, I’ve heard worse. I knew a guy who read at readings for about 5 years on what was little more than a Haiku. He’s what’s wrong.
I used to try to write little stories because I was so impatient with the craft of fiction.

…i tol’ my cousin i was gonna git me one of them dogs what’ll whisper secrets to ya ‘bout the mailman….

“spelling reform” — love it. First up shallwould be the cuucumber.

And the front cover should sport the thesaurus line. It’s THAT good. 💪

The new mic boom arm and me right before recording the podcast audio for this.

Thank you 💖

I hadn’t seen that but late last night I was all over it like a one-toothed man at a corn cob eatin’ content!

This is beautiful.

They did leave the door open for that with “and more”.

Have you seen this? http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/04/im-gonna-be-a-vampire-maybe/

Hmmm. Maybe “bepuzzle” is British English and not American? Although Merriam-Webster is definitely an American dictionary. Noah Webster was a big fan of spelling reform, and he was the guy who took the u out of words like colour and labour. I think I can do a whole chapter of the spider’s inner monologue on Noah Webster.

That line about the thesaurus needs to be a quote on the back cover of the book. 😉