No, man. I’d just eat it…and none of this one slice craziness.

I gotta advise against this. That first bite looks like a hot pepper. You don’t want that.

Will you be back from Italy in time to meet the rest of us at 8:00 pm?

Does zooming in on the slice to see what toppings are on it make me a food creep?

I’d eat that.

That’s off the hook!

F_ _ _! I think 🤔 I need a slice of that!!!! Where’s it from? Look ALMOST like genuine NYC pizza pie

Good idea!

“an idiot wanted to know something” … this could be title of many a book.

I was just thinking about this this morning. When someone asks me something personal, and I don’t feel like answering, I lie my head off to them about it. I mean I was “literally doing battle with pirates” so how could you dare want to know? Or even if I just think the person is stupid. No, I was using my ultra-light aircraft and just floated above all the traffic. There are other exceptions, starting with if I don’t like the person. I’ll lie.

The best reply to all of these situations though is the blank stare. About 5 years ago when I first started at a job, an idiot wanted to know something. After the silence, she says, “Jim I think if you don’t want to answer something you just don’t!” Another person was present, and the second person giggled. I enjoyed that giggle. She let me know she gets me and she was on my side. The inquistor was probably too thick to know how obnoxious they were being, so it might have been all for naught but she eventually stopped asking me stuff like that.

Sure

So, is the Gateway Arch gay too? Can we repaint it with rainbow stripes?

Hoffman was in Kung Fu Panda though

Mark Wahlberg of course

Who would win in a fight, Dustin Hoffman or Mark Wahlberg?

You mean Dustin Hoffman?

And then of course Silent Shout is also one of my favorite songs.

YES! I love that.