The zombie gummy bears are coming to get you,…

Photographer Tau Zero makes sci-fi scenes even stranger by replacing all the characters with sweet gummy candy. Gummy Alien? Check. Gummy A Clockwork Orange? Yep. The gummy bears even travel to spots as diverse as Oz, Arrakis, and the Overlook Hotel.

Spooky delicious!

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The water wasn’t hot enough.
The coffee didn’t cook long enough.
The yuckery tasted wonderfully like sludgery.

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Lemon Flavored (artificially) Tootsie Roll, I have you now.

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Idaho Anthropology Professor Plans to Launch Blimp to Find Bigfoot

Reuters reports that Idaho State University anthropology professor Jeffrey Meldrum plans to launch a blimp to help locate Bigfoot. Meldrum is also the author of a book about Bigfoot, called Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science. Bigfoot is a large hairy ape-like creature that has never been found to exist. However, there have been many reports of encounters, some of which have been proven as hoaxes. You can find a list of some of the most recent Bifoot encounters and news here.

Be sure to continue on to The Falcon Project after reading the article.

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To the person who shit in a sock at Kmart.. - w4w

About 2 years ago, I was a janitor at the Centre Kmart. I went about my janitor duties and swept out the bathroom- The womens’ room I might add.. and my broom caught a hold of something heavy behind the toilet..
I swept it out and found out that it was a sock. With my gloved hand, I picked up the sock, curious as to why the sock was so heavy… I wish I never did do that.. for I looked inside and, sure enough!.. there was a turd in that sock.
I’ve got to know.. this has been bothering me for 2 years now. I still wonder why.. and how.. shit got in that sock.

Did you get into the bathroom stall and think to yourself.. “Do I really want to shit in this public toilet, or.. oh hey! I have this comfortable sock I could shit into instead!” -and just hold that sock up to your ass and go for it?
If this is so- and you were able to hold that up to your ass and successfully bag that shit- then I applaud you for executing such a task- and also for doing one of the most disgusting, confusing things I’ve ever seen in my young life…

What happened in that stall that possessed you to do such a vile, horrid thing? You’ve left me in sheer wonderment for quite some time and I just have to know now. It is time to fess up. Please help my mind be at peace.

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Obama victory speech: ‘The best is yet to come’

“We have fought our way back and we know in our hearts that for the United States of America, the best is yet to come,” Obama said.

Yay — PBS, FEMA and Planned Parenthood!

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PS.. Romney was seen eating puppies this morning.

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