attaboy

Are banana peppers hot?

Mildly hot. Nothing like the hot Danielle was trying to offer Max Cady.

They got more of a spunk to them.

i hadn’t thought of max for a long time. there was a time when he was all i thought of.

in other news, if juliette lewis ever speaks up about the men folk who’ve made improper lane changes in her direction, the whole goddam internet would shut down — # ******* &^&^&^&^ onto the keyboard.

Max was a culture icon at one point. SGC may have channeled his charm and wit beyond reason.

MAY?

Hahahaa! 🤣

Nero’s Promises

Kaskade’s Room for Happiness

Meg Myers’ Desire

I was typing something sarcastic and my phone autocorrected “spell check” to “spell heck”. The productivity amplification may be overrated.

The only reason I can think of as to why they listed that as one of the biggest features is a shared custom dictionary across devices. Then your spell hecks will be with you were ever you go!

Ooh, ok. I’m curious about the details of how they would implement that. I had to install Google Keyboard on my phone so that I can have multi-language spell checking, because Samsung wanted me to toggle keyboard layouts back and forth to in order to do that. I’m guessing Blackberry wouldn’t handle that either. Point being, it wouldn’t sync properly.

And here’s a weird UI complaint for you: toggling the keyboard layout all the time is a problem because Danish has more letters and therefore the key size and spacing is slightly different from English and if I change back and forth my typing suddenly sucks.

Those Danish, they got everything. Pastries, extra keyboard keys, LEGOs.

Personally, I’ve only ever installed one extra keyboard for my phone. The infamous Hanx Writer. Because of this:

nytimes.com/…/i-am-tom-i-like-to-type-hear-that

Everything you type on a typewriter sounds grand, the words forming in mini-explosions of SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK. A thank-you note resonates with the same heft as a literary masterpiece.

Unfortunately I had to uninstall it since sounding grand all the time became a smidge annoying.

That’s amazing. I always at least insist on the clicky kind of computer keyboard, not the quiet, mushy kind. No typing sounds on my phone though. There’s something about digitally-faked typing and mouse clicking sounds that offends my aesthetic sensibilities, although the typewriter one is pretty tempting. As long as it has the extra vowels, Åå Ææ Øø.

“The S key was a mere nib.” - love it.

I liked the Apple keyboards and their only slight clicky-ness but ya, no sounds on phone keyboard for sure. I don’t want the FCC to hear me typing.

“A worthless toy!” the man yelled.

I only dream of the day when I can say that in context.

So apparently it’s a greenhouse and not a bomb shelter. A boy can dream, though.

It’s probably a good thing that I don’t have as much land as Cliff McIlvaine does. I was thinking on the way home from work that I’d have a railroad caboose and a pirate ship to go along with my underground bunker.

There’d be secret underground passageways connecting them all. And at the end of the last tunnel there’d be and extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key.

And then I’d have a taxi cab waiting outside the hotel with my very own cheese pizza. And then while eating said cheese pizza and enjoy a cab ride through New York, I’d perfect my Russian accent. Because I’ve been watching too much GLOW on Netflix.

“Russian cat only drink vodka distilled from wells outside Moscow.”

My Russian accent always ends up sounding like a bad Schwarzenegger impression. 😄 😢

I bet it’s not really a greenhouse. I bet it’s a SECRET BOMB SHELTER.

It’s hard to tell even from the street as he’s a row of that run the length of Prairie St. and half the 7th St block.

I’ve heard rumors that he’ll do a tour or two if you ask nicely. It’s on my list for 2018.

Thanks for the rundown. I love how you told him who he is.

I’m still hung up on the “imaginary threat” part, too. Who can forget the early 80s when the government broke up Ma Bell into smaller companies because of anti-trust violations. The telecoms aren’t do-gooders here. They’re cut-throat corporations.

The 8 companies Ma Bell was broken into have been buying each other and now we’re back down to three. One of them, Verizon, just bought Yahoo and AOL to be renamed Oath. How much priority are they gonna give their new Oath baby? As much as they possibly can.

Verizon owns their roads, their trucks, their goods. Websites like tcrbang.com will most likely be stuck in the coming traffic jams.

I’m sure glad that five people from the FCC got to vote on and determine the fate of Net Neutrality. Of course that’s just what Ajit Pai wanted, being the former Associate General Counsel for Verizon and all. His Christmas bonus depended on it.

thanks for breaking it down and putting it in ways i understand. this fuckwits need the anal intruder, economy size.

I was 10 mins late to work tonight. 2nd time in 5 years. I wasn’t drinking coffee or anything. I just had ran out of my last fuck.

It’s easy for me to run out of those right before work. 😊