Sara and I finally watched the latest episode (S08E08) of the Walking Dead last night. It’s really getting on my nerves that Negan’s not dead yet. I mean he’s always strutting around, blow harding about something or another. I would’ve taken him out episodes ago.
From all my video gaming experience I’ve learned that you don’t fuck around with enemies. You see them and then you shoot them.
And then how in the hell did Negan and the Saviors sneak up on Alexandria? Carl and Michonne are just standing around in the dark with their thumbs up their butts and then Negan and his merry crew start knocking on the front gate. Carl’s like “whaaaat?”
in other news, if juliette lewis ever speaks up about the men folk who’ve made improper lane changes in her direction, the whole goddam internet would shut down — # ******* &^&^&^&^ onto the keyboard.
Peeps, to close out this work week here’s your youll-be-sweet jam for today.
In the here-and-now I like the Skrillex/Nero remix better but I remember hearing the original right when I needed to.
I was never overly impressed by the original’s video. Dystopian futures are old and tired in cinema. I’d rather have seen something much more personal and human given the lyrics. Maybe something along the lines of Kaskade’s Room for Happiness or Meg Myers’ Desire.
Someone visited this site on a BlackBerry not long ago in search of Vermont syrup.
Intrigued as I haven’t seen one of these critters in the logs for literally years. I set about to learn what magic BlackBerry 10 had bestowed upon its dedicated and faithful user base.
The only reason I can think of as to why they listed that as one of the biggest features is a shared custom dictionary across devices. Then your spell hecks will be with you were ever you go!
Ooh, ok. I’m curious about the details of how they would implement that. I had to install Google Keyboard on my phone so that I can have multi-language spell checking, because Samsung wanted me to toggle keyboard layouts back and forth to in order to do that. I’m guessing Blackberry wouldn’t handle that either. Point being, it wouldn’t sync properly.
And here’s a weird UI complaint for you: toggling the keyboard layout all the time is a problem because Danish has more letters and therefore the key size and spacing is slightly different from English and if I change back and forth my typing suddenly sucks.
Everything you type on a typewriter sounds grand, the words forming in mini-explosions of SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK. A thank-you note resonates with the same heft as a literary masterpiece.
Unfortunately I had to uninstall it since sounding grand all the time became a smidge annoying.
That’s amazing. I always at least insist on the clicky kind of computer keyboard, not the quiet, mushy kind. No typing sounds on my phone though. There’s something about digitally-faked typing and mouse clicking sounds that offends my aesthetic sensibilities, although the typewriter one is pretty tempting. As long as it has the extra vowels, Åå Ææ Øø.
A lady just walked by me in the work hallway, carrying a donut and a cup of coffee. I felt like Ennis when he saw Jack Twist pull up in the red and white truck after four years.
Well, maybe that movie scene doesn’t exactly translate. But still. The smell of hot coffee and the sight of chocolate donuts in the morning and every thing else becomes irrelevant.
It’s probably a good thing that I don’t have as much land as Cliff McIlvaine does. I was thinking on the way home from work that I’d have a railroad caboose and a pirate ship to go along with my underground bunker.
There’d be secret underground passageways connecting them all. And at the end of the last tunnel there’d be and extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key.
And then I’d have a taxi cab waiting outside the hotel with my very own cheese pizza. And then while eating said cheese pizza and enjoy a cab ride through New York, I’d perfect my Russian accent. Because I’ve been watching too much GLOW on Netflix.
“Russian cat only drink vodka distilled from wells outside Moscow.”
My Russian accent always ends up sounding like a bad Schwarzenegger impression. 😄 😢
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