Mark Cuban’s hoverboard company has gone up in smoke

More than one year after launching a Kickstarter for a stylish, high-end hoverboard called Moov, Mark Cuban-backed Radical Transport has disbanded, refunds have been issued to backers, and the product is indefinitely shelved.

It wasn’t a hoverboard in the first place.

If it’s touching the ground, it’s not hovering. This is Dictionary 101, people. 🙄

#thisisntnews

She made this a while back in Girls Scouts and I love it. It’s got the allure of an old cosmic soul.

#photos #maggie #artnews

As I sit here doing boy stuff, I was thinking about girl stuff. And something dawned on me while listening to Free Fallin’ by Tom Petty and thinking about Sara​​. Because she likes horses and so does the woman in Petty’s song.^[1]

So what I was thinking is that what women want is to be wanted. They want to count. They want to feel like the relationship is important. Above all else, they want to know.

The specifics of how we as men show them these things are up to us as individuals^[2] based on our personalities and the like but the end games are the same.

Keep in mind that I generally don’t know what I’m talking about but I have a feeling I’m close.

#photos #sara #goals #tompetty

1. I don’t believe in coincidence. ↑

2. Petty wanted to write her name in the sky. Hopefully he did. ↑

💕 #photos #sara

McNally’s in St. Charles has the best restroom.

The lock on the door is a deadbolt. No wondering about the puny button. Did it work?? Will it hold??

#publicrestroom

Enjoy your Tuesday evening, peeps!

#photos #weather

Sure cats… Maggie and I will herd the crippled chipmunk back outside, and sure… I’ll wipe up the blood from the kitchen floor, and then sure… I’ll clean up your puke on the dining room rug.

Sure… you two go ahead and have a nice drink of water and a nice dinner while we minions get nothing but heartbreak and destruction.

#cats

Guys, there’s a free couch and matching love seat on the corner of 7th and Moore in Geneva.

It was there yesterday and I wager it’ll be there tomorrow. But probably not the day after because it’s garbage night here in Geneva on Wednesdays.

Tan isn’t my color so I’m sharing this delightful furniture combo with all of you. Sure, they’ve seen better days but with the desert-camo look you know it’s been a trooper.

I can picture Jean-Luc Picard commanding the Enterprise from such a sofa station while behind him, Number One and Geordi are side-by-side on the loveseat. La Forge, cleaning his air filter and Riker batting his longing eyes subtly in Geordi’s direction.

Let your imagine run wild, the set is yours for the taking. Make it so.

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Update: Apparently I don’t know what day it is today so keep that in mind if you’re scheduling your garbage pickup or you’re furniture shopping according to my recommendations.

Update 2: Apparently I don’t know what city I’m in either as this corner is in St. Charlies.

In short, everything is terrible.

#photos #freetogoodhome

I so honestly wish I could pluck individual eyebrows with my bare hands. I just can’t get any traction. Or grip. I’m a man, not a machine. Damn you.

#allislost

CromWELL, more water.

#helpwanted