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Fried egg and baked potato sammy

tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 12:22 pm

Fried egg and baked potato sammy

I had a baked potato left over from the other night so I sliced out two pieces from the center, reheated them on the cast iron, and fried two eggs to go with.

When the eggs and ‘taters were ready I slid them both on toasted honey white bread, sprinkled on the cheddar, and then lunch was damn served.

Oh, there’s also a piece of havarti on the bottom, too. Only rarely can one have too much cheese.

#photos #eggs #goodeats

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JAWS in the Teen Romance section

tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 4:24 pm

JAWS in the Teen Romance section

Just another day recategorizing some books.

#photos #JAWS #literature

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Sep 22nd, 2017 at 9:01:41 am

tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 9:01 am

The work mailman just asked if there was somebody named “Vinny” in our office. He was holding a small package.

I said “nopes” automatically and now I regret that the “doing the right thing” instinct kicked in.

Who is Vinny? Why did he have a package sent to our office way out here in the suburbs? Does he wear a gold chain? How many people has he killed? Can we hang out on his block? Maybe have an espresso? Have I been watching too much Sopranos?

#usps #missedconnections

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We don’t want to spoil his suprise

tcr! · Sep 21, 2017 at 11:25 am

Audio (MP3): 20170921 - We don't want to spoil his suprise

In follow up to August 16th’s Provocative yet professional

We dont want to spoil his suprise

#email #hirasfashion #diariespodcast

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 21, 2017 at 7:31 pm

They did leave the door open for that with “and more”.

Have you seen this? http://thebloggess.com/2017/01/04/im-gonna-be-a-vampire-maybe/

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 6:58 am

I hadn’t seen that but late last night I was all over it like a one-toothed man at a corn cob eatin’ content!

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 8:26 am

The new mic boom arm and me right before recording the podcast audio for this.

Boom arm mic solo

Boom arm mic and me

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 25, 2017 at 1:16 am

Keamoose, T:
I read and was highly entertained by the “want to be a vampire chronicles”.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 25, 2017 at 8:46 am

I can only hope someday to receive an invitation of my own from worldofvampir@hotmail.com.

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Emily · May 18, 2019 at 4:39 am

DO YOU WISH TO BE A VAMPIRE OR YOU WANT YOUR OWN POWERS AND PROTECTION COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES TODAY AND YOU GET WHAT EVER YOU NEED OKAY CONTACT OUR Master ON HIS EMAIL realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com 0r whatsapp number +18632097910 AND HE WILL HELP YOU OUT.

tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 8:46 am

> COME AND BE AMONG THE VAMPIRES TODAY

Wait. Shouldn’t that be “come and be among the vampires TONIGHT” ??

I thought vampires didn’t come out during the day 🤔

keamoose keamoose · May 18, 2019 at 8:59 am

They’re very accommodating of the needs of individual vampires at Real Vampire Kingdom 1. You can come out during the day, the night, only on weekends, during Thanksgiving dinner with your judgemental aunt; whatever you’re comfortable with.

tcr! tcr! · May 18, 2019 at 2:54 pm

Ahhhhhhh. I never knew vampires had coming out parties. They should really get the word out.

Emily, can you do this on his email? 0R on his WhatsApp?

Thanks!

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Kelly · Jun 4, 2019 at 12:35 pm

My Name is Kelly Williams from Canada, i turn to a vampire any time i want to, I become a real vampire because of how people treat me, This world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. At the snack of my finger things are made happened.

Am now a powerful vampire and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I turn to human being also at any time i want to. And am one of the most dreaded and respected person in my country. i am now also very famous and rich with the help of the VAMPIRES EMPIRE. i get what ever a want.

i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire Kingdom by given me their email: templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com, if you want to become a powerful and a real vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com for help. it is real.

Contact them today. templeofsuccessandlove1@gmail.com.

tcr! tcr! · Jun 4, 2019 at 2:13 pm

Hello Kelly Williams from Canada!

> At the snack of my finger things are made happened.

What is a snack of your finger? I’ve never heard of such vampiric magic and mayhem before.

> dreaded and respected person in my country

That’s pretty remarkable. I’ve only been dreaded or respected. Never both before. Especially in the same country!!

I’m very excited to snack my own fingers to make things happen.

Which email should I contact you on?

keamoose keamoose · Jun 4, 2019 at 4:45 pm

As a Canadian, I can confirm that Kelly is one of the most dreaded and respected person.

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Spencer Sunshine · Aug 24, 2019 at 1:56 pm

Am Spencer Sunshine,from Miami Florida United States.Am here to to testify on how i was initiated into Vampire’s cult. At first i had the interest of becoming one because i wanted to live longer and achieve greatness and fame of my own and i was scared of how i can achieve this goal.Along the course,i found this email address (realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com) online seeking for those who are interested and i contacted the email address thinking just giving a try to my greatest surprise they made me become one and give me all that i have actually wanted,though some sacrifice and some other things were done for very easily and they gave me vampire dayring that can make me walk any time of the day.Truly this is the revolutionized vampire’s cult and am very happy about it.It is happening,for real.In case you too need to be one,i would advice you contact this email address (realvampirekingdom1@gmail.com) and get what you want.

keamoose keamoose · Aug 24, 2019 at 2:38 pm

Hold up. A vampire dayring? This. Is. A. Gamechanger.

tcr! tcr! · Aug 25, 2019 at 8:39 am

😅💍

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charlie1901 · Nov 8, 2019 at 1:52 am

Hello my friends, I want you all to know that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual, as all this imposter’s are saying here….Last year i was scam twice and i lost a lot of money, by all this imposter’s here…Thanks to Ghandourah Hasan who later make me vampire, which i later find out that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual…You can contact Ghandourah Hasan for more info: ghandourahhasan1987@gmail.com and my name is Charlie

tcr! tcr! · Nov 8, 2019 at 7:16 am

Charlie, so it’s medical or biological or psychological then? How many nipples does Ghandourah have? 🤔

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Steve Jones · Jan 18, 2020 at 5:41 pm

My Name is Steve Jones from Canada, i turn to a vampire any time i want to, I become a real vampire because of how people treat me, This world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. At the snack of my finger things are made happened. Am now a powerful vampire and no one step on me without an apology goes free. I turn to human being also at any time i want to. And am one of the most dreaded and respected person in my country. i am now also very famous and rich with the help of the VAMPIRES EMPIRE. i get what ever a want. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire Kingdom by given me their email: jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com, if you want to become a powerful and a real vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email: jamessuccessfultemple45@gmail.com for help. it is real. Contact them today.

tcr! tcr! · Jan 18, 2020 at 11:27 pm

At the “snack of your finger” ?? I didn’t know they had such unholy voodoo in Canada.

Dreaded, respected, famous, and rich. Dude, you got pretty much everything. Do you have all the vampire groupies you want, too? Because having that would make me want to contact your vampire empire on the email.

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tcr! tcr! · Jul 27, 2020 at 8:15 am

What the fuck is it with you people and your stupid vampire shit?

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susan · google · Mar 21, 2021 at 7:31 pm

hello, I’m from New Jersey, I want to share my testimony on how I became an Original vampire. Yes, I always wanted to become a vampire because it has always been my desire to be one. And I search links and websites, I even took the risk and search on the dark web, and I find a link of that say’s ‘Become a newborn twilight vampire’ that was pretty interesting right, I click on the link that redirects me to website which I got their email address. that moment in my life was like a dream come true, There I finally get to learn more about it as well, and it was all amazing to me. I contacted them and I get instant responses, I followed the terms. I gave a try and it really work out for me, today I’m a living testimony, Contact via email: vampirehome7@gmail.com  (Original Vampire) in a space of 3 days, A vampire blood will be sent to you via courier, gives a try and makes sure you don’t forget to share your testimony too after a successful reborn to an original vampire.. thanks and good luck

keamoose keamoose · Mar 21, 2021 at 7:45 pm

Golly.

tcr! tcr! · Mar 22, 2021 at 7:10 am

Hello susan. The last time I ordered newborn twilight vampire blood my mom took it away from me because I spilled it on my grandmother’s rug. There HAS to be a better way.

keamoose keamoose · Mar 22, 2021 at 9:14 am

Is the rug now an Original Vampire? Please ask it to share its testimony.

tcr! tcr! · May 10, 2021 at 8:02 am

Well, the Original Rug was from dirty Jersey so I sent it back with the courier.

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MIRENDA · May 7, 2021 at 8:03 am

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Aujourd’hui avec la fermeture de Groupe Renault la crise sanitaire je n’ai toujours pas reçu ma paye ✓ depuis quelque mois

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Je suis obligé de contacter Madame IRANNA BRUN pour un prêt entre particulier de 4000 euro ou de 6000 euro.
J’ai reçu le virement de 6000 euro là seule vraie prêteuse
Vraiment merci , grâce à vous , je pourrai réaliser mes rêves .
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Voici son E-mail : irannabrun@gmail.com

keamoose keamoose · May 7, 2021 at 8:40 am

Et c’est quoi à faire avec les vampires? Est-ce que vous savez comment devenir vampire, ou non? Sinon, je ne suis pas intéressé. J’ai déjà commandé une bague de la journée vampirique et je serai bientôt un vampire originale.

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Oh man, I am so excited to make money from the Convid.

tcr! tcr! · May 8, 2021 at 7:44 am

A lot of people don’t know about the Convid-19 virus, but it’s more deadly than vampires.

keamoose keamoose · May 8, 2021 at 11:07 am

Even vampires with WhatsApp?

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tcr! tcr! · May 8, 2021 at 7:41 am

🧛‍♂️ 💵

vampire hundred dollar bill

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baileycharlie · Jun 17, 2021 at 3:50 am

Hello my friends, I want you all to know that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual, as all this imposter’s are saying here….Last year i was scam twice and i lost a lot of money, by all this imposter’s here…Thanks to Ghandourah Hasan who later make me vampire, which i later find out that becoming a vampire is not ritual or spiritual…You can contact Ghandourah Hasan for more info: ghandourahhasan1987@gmail.com and my name is charlie.

tcr! tcr! · Jun 19, 2021 at 10:16 am

I don’t trust Ghandourah one bit. One morning he invited me over for breakfast tea and then I woke up later that afternoon behind an ice cream shop. My shirt was untucked and pants unzipped. I don’t know what exactly happened but all I could think was NEFARIOUS. I didn’t even get to be a vampire.

keamoose keamoose · Jun 19, 2021 at 10:42 am

Is that how you ended up with that “for more info: ghandourahhasan1987@gmail.com” tattoo on your backside?

tcr! tcr! · Jun 20, 2021 at 5:54 pm

📧🍑🤔

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Something I’ve never forgotten

tcr! · Sep 21, 2017 at 9:40 am

Audio (MP3): 20170921 - Something I've never forgotten

Fish pole with bobber

And then there was that one time when I was fresh outta high school and floundering around like a moron. I didn’t have a job and was whining offhandedly about being poor while over at my sister’s house. Whining like teenagers do because everything should’ve just been given to me without me putting in any effort.

And then my sister’s friend, Don, said to me, “can you run a jackhammer?”

Now that wasn’t something I was expecting. I thought to myself, “I can’t run a jackhammer. I’m a skinny, artsy dork wearing Converse high-tops and a Garfield t-shit.”

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keamoose keamoose · Sep 21, 2017 at 7:32 pm

This is beautiful.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 22, 2017 at 7:09 am

Thank you 💖

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jimi hindrance experience jimi hindrance experience · Sep 23, 2017 at 4:44 am

I’m still liking the guy who put the gas cap on for you. If you’re not careful you can still discover small pockets of humanity crawling around on this rock.

tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 7:59 am

Yep, that guy made a lasting impression on me. In broad daylight.

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When I see other drivers yawning

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 4:28 pm

Audio (MP3): 20170920 - When I see other drivers yawning

When I see other drivers yawning I’m oft tempted to open my mouth in unison if/when we make eye contact.

Bepuzzlement would be almost guaranteed.

#trafficnews #diariespodcast

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Sep 20th, 2017 at 3:28:21 pm

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 3:28 pm

I wish I could write…

Fixed bug where PHP date() was using H instead of h and borking the echo()

…in client emails like I do in my Subversion commit messages.

Explaining things at lower levels can be so much easier than at higher ones.

#webdev #worknews

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In sarcastic defense of sorting algorithms

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 12:50 pm

In follow up to May 30th’s Facebook regularly looses my eyeballs and 2011’s Dear Facebook, Machine Learning Will Always Fail and Facebook Top Stories Vs. Recent Stories

Tornado warning is in effect till 9 Arr! Ahoy lasses

Both appeared irrelevantly on my Facebook Newsfeed today.

#facebook #fail

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tcr! tcr! · Sep 23, 2017 at 10:01 am

I’ve been disinclined myself a time or two.

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Sep 20th, 2017 at 10:59:03 am

tcr! · Sep 20, 2017 at 10:59 am

I typed this to a client a few minutes ago (luckily I didn’t hit send):

Currently the available statuses are: Open, In Progress, and Closed.

Would you like me to change “Open” to “Jew” or would you rather I leave them as is?

Obviously I meant “New” there. You’ll never go wrong with a quick proofread.

#worknews

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And here is exhausted cat

tcr! · Sep 19, 2017 at 10:12 pm

And here is exhausted cat

Such a hard life eating and napping and such.

#photos #cats

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